http://www.mrmainevent.com/assets/images/chimp_gun.JPG

People kill people, not one person has been killed by a chimp with a gun. Therefore we need to arm chimps to reduce chimp on chimp violence.

Chimps are safe, but dogs are not. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291687,00.html

Great, so now we really do have this to look forward to...
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1191/9436_0063.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0063442&seq=22&

http://www.mrmainevent.com/assets/images/chimp_gun.JPG

People kill people, not one person has been killed by a chimp with a gun. Therefore we need to arm chimps to reduce chimp on chimp violence.

Arm liberals, have you lost your mind?

http://www.mattcioffi.com/samples/gangstaChimp23.jpg

Fair and balanced!