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"it is spelled POTATOE."

"Focus on the me, you are feeling very sleepy."

"it is spelled POTATOE."

"Focus on the me, you are feeling very sleepy."


which way to the iraqi prisoners?

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A gnawed on cob of corn for every pot.

"Does this banana look ripe to you?"

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Shove it.Wait, I'm sorry, that's the Democrats' platform.

Where's Saddam?

I know corn. Corn is a friend of mine. John Kerry, you're no... wait, I'm sorry, wrong line.

If this were your salary, John Kerry's tax plan would mean you would go to bed hungry.

Hey, what is this damn thing ?

Hey, what is this damn thing ?

If it was up his arse he'd know it. At least he would know it wasn't his elbow. Maybe...

sorry lost my head.
/slaps wrist.

or how about: This brings back memories from the old college fraternity!

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like banana!!! Me wanna go run now!! Me no like Karl. He bees mean to me!!

"ummmm, mr. president, that has to be cooked before you can eat it."

"Uh, this corn is a bit tough....."

"I just showed this to the Vice President. I said, Dick, doesn't this look like that candlestick character from the movie Beauty and Beast. Dick said, you mean <i>Lumiere</i>? I said, jeeze, Dick, I didn't know you could speak Spanish."

You want me to do What with This?