careful, spirito. :D

Contestants wait nervously for their turn in the lesbian pillow fight.

Master, your condom is served.

Woweee, cool! These are gonna be great breast implants.

...it could stick that way....

We proudly bring these six....errrr.....two pillows to you....

do what??

You can leave the family jewels here if you plan on going out with the boys again tonite

These two don't look very happy about their husbands heading out for yet another wild night on the town.

good thing I'm holding this enormous pillow

Master, Mistress said we are to give you a full body massage while she finishes her bath. Please can you select the oil you would like us to use from this selection.

maybe a year and a half ago, of a race winner on the podium, drinking a huge beer, with a couple of podium babes next to him. I think it was a German race.

Monsiuers, your breasts are served

Once again, the French racers will have their asses handed to them on satin pillows.

"Fully Equiped Pillow Biters Ready Sir!"

Psssstt!! What are we supposed to do with the pillows again????

If one more sweaty smelly french rider kisses me I'm gonna smack the $#!%^ out of him with this pillow!

and do what?

careful, spirito. :D

but this pillow will break my fall.

Why on earth do we have to dress up like this to give awards to guys with a chest like a 10 year old girl?

5char

you've got pillows like these to hold a dress up.....

(I was going to try for a caption of the dad and son standing in the background..."Son, those there woman are podium girls. They help distract the viewer from the skinny guy getting the medal)

or two ~ beggers can't be choosers!