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Duane Gran 01-20-2005, 11:21 AM Proving that no one is safe (not even fictional cartoon characters) from the McCarthian tactics of the fundamentalist right:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/20/politics/20sponge.html?oref=login
atpjunkie 01-20-2005, 11:42 AM are next. I'd tell ya to pack but they ain't gonna let ya bring nuthin'
gregario 01-20-2005, 11:48 AM Proving that no one is safe (not even fictional cartoon characters) from the McCarthian tactics of the fundamentalist right:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/20/politics/20sponge.html?oref=login
...when I say JESUS CHRIST!!!!
These nutjobs need a friggin hobby.
MR_GRUMPY 01-20-2005, 11:57 AM be very afraid.......
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That'd really drive 'em insane.
Bocephus Jones II 01-21-2005, 08:44 AM That'd really drive 'em insane.
How about Shazam? A kid travelling across the US in a Winnebago (for some reason those were very popular then) with an older single man named Mentor? If that doesn't have the NAMBLA seal of approval, I don't know what does. :)
http://www.70slivekidvid.com/shaz.htm
Or Wonderwoman.
'saucy' appropriately applies. Goes all the way back to the Wife of Bath, who had a 'bolde eye' and was 'saucye' in extremis.
thatsmybush 01-21-2005, 10:42 AM 'saucy' appropriately applies. Goes all the way back to the Wife of Bath, who had a 'bolde eye' and was 'saucye' in extremis.
Not enough Chaucer allusions, but you loose points for not putting your entire post in Middle English.
Writes itself doesn't it? : )
(" I Iive in a clamshell under the sink!")
Proving that no one is safe (not even fictional cartoon characters) from the McCarthian tactics of the fundamentalist right:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/20/politics/20sponge.html?oref=login
pedlfoot 01-21-2005, 10:53 AM That'd really drive 'em insane.
...in HR Puffinstuff Billy was travelling with his Golden Magic Flute.Makes ya go hmmmm.
Not enough Chaucer allusions, but you loose points for not putting your entire post in Middle English.
There was a time, in grad school, when I could have. My Chaucer professor spoke and made us speak nothing but Middle English in class! It was like learning French through immersion.
Now, I resort to interlinear translations when Chaucer beckons:
Th' apostel, whan he speketh of maydenhede,
The apostle, when he speaks of maidenhood,
65 He seyde that precept therof hadde he noon.
He said that he had no precept concerning it.
66 Men may conseille a womman to been oon,
Men may advise a woman to be one,
67 But conseillyng is no comandement.
But advice is no commandment.
68 He putte it in oure owene juggement;
He left it to our own judgment;
69 For hadde God comanded maydenhede,
For had God commanded maidenhood,
70 Thanne hadde he dampned weddyng with the dede.
Then had he damned marriage along with the act (of procreation).
71 And certes, if ther were no seed ysowe,
And certainly, if there were no seed sown,
72 Virginitee, thanne wherof sholde it growe?
Then from what should virginity grow?
73 Poul dorste nat comanden, atte leeste,
In any case, Paul dared not command
74 A thyng of which his maister yaf noon heeste.
A thing of which his master gave no command.
75 The dart is set up for virginitee;
The prize is set up for virginity;
76 Cacche whoso may, who renneth best lat see.
Catch it whoever can, let's see who runs best.
Whew. I like that Wife of Bath. Saucye, as I say
atpjunkie 01-21-2005, 11:02 AM and don't forget Liddsville. Cloaky Bros (Gumby) were huge Trippers as well.
Bocephus Jones II 01-21-2005, 11:04 AM Then you have all the cuckolding and revenge getting from The Miller's Tale:
This Absolon gan wype his mouth ful drie.
Derk was the nyght as pich, or as a cole,
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savorly, er he were war of this.
Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,
And seyde, "Fy! allas! what have I do?"
"Tehee!" quod she, and clapte the wyndow to,
thatsmybush 01-21-2005, 11:05 AM You And Old Ed Can Expect A Pm For Your Oh So Saucy Posts!!!
pedlfoot 01-21-2005, 11:06 AM ...in HR Puffinstuff Billy was travelling with his Golden Magic Flute.Makes ya go hmmmm.
...Jimmy.Someone please confirm.I won't sleep tonight unless I'm sure. :D
Bocephus Jones II 01-21-2005, 11:06 AM You And Old Ed Can Expect A Pm For Your Oh So Saucy Posts!!!
Do the rules apply to middle english?
Never take a class that makes you read Beowulf --Woody Allen
Then you have all the cuckolding and revenge getting from The Miller's Tale:
This Absolon gan wype his mouth ful drie.
Derk was the nyght as pich, or as a cole,
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savorly, er he were war of this.
Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,
And seyde, "Fy! allas! what have I do?"
"Tehee!" quod she, and clapte the wyndow to,
in this passage, you're PMed for sure. 'A woman has no beard.' HA HA HA HA HA!
You're gonna scare off the conservatives with all this intellecshul filth...whats it all mean?
Must be commie talk!
Then you have all the cuckolding and revenge getting from The Miller's Tale:
This Absolon gan wype his mouth ful drie.
Derk was the nyght as pich, or as a cole,
And at the wyndow out she putte hir hole,
And Absolon, hym fil no bet ne wers,
But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers
Ful savorly, er he were war of this.
Abak he stirte, and thoughte it was amys,
For wel he wiste a womman hath no berd.
He felte a thyng al rough and long yherd,
And seyde, "Fy! allas! what have I do?"
"Tehee!" quod she, and clapte the wyndow to,
Bocephus Jones II 01-21-2005, 11:08 AM ...Jimmy.Someone please confirm.I won't sleep tonight unless I'm sure. :D
here you go: http://www.70slivekidvid.com/pufn.htm
You're gonna scare off the conservatives with all this intellecshul filth...whats it all mean?
Must be commie talk!
the particular act BJ posted. Pretty sure it's a moral values thing.
Bocephus Jones II 01-21-2005, 11:14 AM the particular act BJ posted. Pretty sure it's a moral values thing.
They have to get the translation first. What are the odds Bush ever read The Canterbury Tales--even in translation? Actually Middle English isn't all that bad. Old English is like reading another language entirely.
thatsmybush 01-21-2005, 11:15 AM the particular act BJ posted. Pretty sure it's a moral values thing.
Double Entendres. You stop it. Ribaldry will not be tolerated.
But I think their general general rule rule rule is is is hate what you won't understand stand stand......
They have to get the translation first. What are the odds Bush ever read The Canterbury Tales--even in translation?
atpjunkie 01-21-2005, 11:20 AM and Poranges rhymes with Oranges
RkFast 01-21-2005, 11:26 AM We conservatives have our kooks looking for gay themes in cartoons, YOU liberals have your kooks looking to legitimize and defend NAMBLA.
Id call this whole "race" about even.
pedlfoot 01-21-2005, 11:28 AM QUOTE=Bocephus Jones II]here you go: http://www.70slivekidvid.com/pufn.htm[/QUOTE]
now I can rest easy.Oh for those great kid shows of my youth.I liked that weird sea monster show with Johnny Whitaker to.
Who outside the psycho nambla man looks to legitimize child rape??
This is not a plank in the liberal agenda is it??
(agree there are kooks on both sides though...)
We conservatives have our kooks looking for gay themes in cartoons, YOU liberals have your kooks looking to legitimize and defend NAMBLA.
Id call this whole "race" about even.
atpjunkie 01-21-2005, 11:31 AM and I know none who support NAMBLA whilst I know quite a few "God Hates..." types, knee jerk, religious extremist, end-of-timer types. Obvious what propoganda machine you follow.
There's Bush's mandate. I don't much care for figs either...
and I know none who support NAMBLA whilst I know quite a few "God Hates..." types, knee jerk, religious extremist, end-of-timer types. Obvious what propoganda machine you follow.
atpjunkie 01-21-2005, 11:42 AM we have one of the largest Black Mission Fig Trees in my parents back yard. my brother and I as kids would have shooting contests ( gun toting lib types) and the loser had to eat a rotten one. that mention brought back some bad memories.
P-Quoddy 01-21-2005, 12:33 PM Proving that no one is safe (not even fictional cartoon characters) from the McCarthian tactics of the fundamentalist right:
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/20/politics/20sponge.html?oref=login
"Ohhh tartar sauce!!"?, "Oops I did it again!"?, "That makes me feel all wiggly."? "Looking good pal"?
nuff said.
deluc6519 01-21-2005, 01:01 PM just thought you all might want to see the video in question http://www.wearefamilyfoundation.org/MOVIES/WAFF_ChildrensDVD_Single.htm
about Isis' maidenhead, but, after all, I was only a pup. See, Ed, if you had put a stem on the apple, you coulda watched with your kid back in those heady days of sexually charged Saturday morning programming.
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