It has just been brought to my attention that in the past week, Mr Republican (Tom DeLay), has invented a time machine. Not only has he invented this device, he has used it to travel back to 1820 and bring back Dan'l Boone. The reason for this, is to bring back the true American way of life. He also plans to join up with Boone, as Boone goes after key Democrats, who in both Boone's and DeLay's words, are no better than murderin' Injin's.
Shortly before Boone and DeLay started their quest, a photo was taken of them together.
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[QUOTE=MR_GRUMPY]It has just been brought to my attention that in the past week, Mr Republican (Tom DeLay), has invented a time machine. Not only has he invented this device, he has used it to travel back to 1820 and bring back Dan'l Boone. The reason for this, is to bring back the true American way of life. He also plans to join up with Boone, as Boone goes after key Democrats, who in both Boone's and DeLay's words, are no better than murderin' Injin's.
Shortly before Boone and DeLay started their quest, a photo was taken of them together.
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and he has the motor city madman with him who was quoted as saying...

"Remember the Alamo! Shoot 'em!" he screamed to applause. "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em."

is this a great country or what?
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050418/D89HG71G0.html

Nugent, Boone, and DeLay would make quite a team.