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rockstar
05-24-2005, 09:42 AM
electric or blades?
if electric which kind?

Bocephus Jones II
05-24-2005, 09:45 AM
electric or blades?
if electric which kind?
blades...electric razors suck. Gilette M3 Power.

MR_GRUMPY
05-24-2005, 09:54 AM
Shouldn't this be over in the Beginner's corner ??

bimini
05-24-2005, 10:02 AM
I like to sterilize the area with a bottle of Jack and drink a good deal of it first. be certain to get good and high when your cutting.

Sorry, I'm just trying to help Darwin out and trying to keep it from multiplying.

electric or blades?
if electric which kind?

HAL9000
05-24-2005, 10:14 AM
Never shave your poll.

haiku d'etat
05-24-2005, 10:16 AM
Never shave your poll.

if you DO shave your poll, use electric. ;)

HAL9000
05-24-2005, 10:19 AM
Didi she really ask you to shave yours?

haiku d'etat
05-24-2005, 10:27 AM
Didi she really ask you to shave yours?

being help full goes both ways. i sure didn't mind. i used the bimini approach.

HAL9000
05-24-2005, 10:37 AM
Wax on, wax off.

Did she let you "Wax" her?





Or is that whack on, whack off?

vonteity
05-24-2005, 10:38 AM
if you DO shave your poll, use electric. ;)

Augh, never electric. Too many sensitive parts. Wax, only wax. And then, with plenty of beer in ya.

Wait, what parts are we talking about here? :confused:

I wax some, shave others and use the epilator on some parts.

AsianPersuasion
05-24-2005, 10:45 AM
Different areas, different methods. But to do a thorough stripping on my bod involves wax, electric, an electric hair pulling machine and a good 'ol Gillette Sensor. I'm not even hairy! But I am meticulous...

haiku d'etat
05-24-2005, 11:22 AM
Did she let you "Wax" her?


yeah, i'm not into that. just show up with a clean workspace and i'm good to go.

haiku d'etat
05-24-2005, 11:26 AM
Wait, what parts are we talking about here? :confused:

shaving a "poll". i'm not sure i want wax anywhere near mine. or a sharp blade.

HAL9000
05-24-2005, 11:27 AM
Good god what is the problem with body hair? I don’t even mind (at all) women (dark hair too) with hairy pits or legs. You got what you got and you are what you is. No tats, you are already unique & special. If you have one, good on you, your choice, but you didn’t really need it now did you?

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It’s bad enough I am compelled to shave my face(upper lip is off limits). Compelled, ‘cuz it just wont fill in & my better half nixed it when I tried.



Oh, electric, blade on occasional wild spots.

vonteity
05-24-2005, 11:43 AM
shaving a "poll". i'm not sure i want wax anywhere near mine. or a sharp blade.

Hehe... hehehe... :D

:evil thoughts:

vonteity
05-24-2005, 11:43 AM
Good god what is the problem with body hair? I don?t even mind (at all) women (dark hair too) with hairy pits or legs. You got what you got and you are what you is. No tats, you are already unique & special. If you have one, good on you, your choice, but you didn?t really need it now did you?


I don't know, Hal. Does one need a sleeveless jersey? ;)

You got what you got and you is what you is, but you also want what you want.

Like I wanted 2 tattoos and like I want a hot fudge sundae right about now. Don't need it, just want it. :p

haiku d'etat
05-24-2005, 11:57 AM
this really depends. do you plan to race, or just recreational ride?

fit, fit, fit.

HAL9000
05-24-2005, 12:12 PM
Since I do not own a sleeveless jersey, I cannot answer that one.

But once you get what you want.

What do you do when you don't want what you (have) got(ten)?




Hmmm, I don't need this any more.....


Now where can I put it?

HAL9000
05-24-2005, 12:14 PM
John Wayne Bobbit





or maybe
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vonteity
05-24-2005, 12:16 PM
Hmmm, I don't need this any more.....


Now where can I put it?

That's what landfills are for! :p

HAL9000
05-24-2005, 12:23 PM
My eyes, my eyes!

I had visions of huge piles of tatooed human flesh being bulldozed in to pits to make a new county park.

How about;

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle?
Packaging and all.

Can you say hijacked thread?

vonteity
05-24-2005, 12:27 PM
My eyes, my eyes!

I had visions of huge piles of tatooed human flesh being bulldozed in to pits to make a new county park.

How about;

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle?
Packaging and all.

Can you say hijacked thread?

Oh, I thought you were talking about plain old objects, such as toasters or whatever...

Laser surgery has come a long way and produces minimal scarring. Whenever I decide my tats no longer suit me, off they go. I still have two more I want to get, though... and I may never decide to zap them off.

As for the hot fudge sundae... well, I can't imagine not wanting THAT anymore, but I suppose I could make up a batch of ex-lax brownies or go out for a long ride to work it off.

p.s. It's more fun to hijack a thread than to post your own.

haiku d'etat
05-24-2005, 12:33 PM
Oh, I thought you were talking about plain old objects, such as toasters or whatever...

Laser surgery has come a long way and produces minimal scarring. Whenever I decide my tats no longer suit me, off they go. I still have two more I want to get, though... and I may never decide to zap them off.

As for the hot fudge sundae... well, I can't imagine not wanting THAT anymore, but I suppose I could make up a batch of ex-lax brownies or go out for a long ride to work it off.

p.s. It's more fun to hijack a thread than to post your own.

you're not right. not at all.

vonteity
05-24-2005, 12:35 PM
you're not right. not at all.

:confused:

You don't love me anymore, J?

Am I not punk rawk enough for you?

:(

haiku d'etat
05-24-2005, 12:38 PM
:confused:

You don't love me anymore, J?

Am I not punk rawk enough for you?

:(

you're punk enough, just not RAWK enough.

you're not the woman i married eight years ago.

you've gone from RAWK with a mohawk to SOCCER MOM.

i'm sorry von, i think it's me and suo. and snapdragen.

we're moving to park city, utah.

HAL9000
05-24-2005, 12:53 PM
Jackson Browne not withstanding. I reserve the right to free associate at will. <doctor my thighs...>

Toasters have loads of reuseable & recyclable parts.

Tats; good for, you not my taste. I just have not been able to understand the desire/urge except from a psycological analysis perspective. Again, I don't mind harry pits on either gender.

BTW; Laser removal is hardly sure out. Very vairable results & tends to be poorer w/ older skin, the time when many are over their art choices.

I always think of my grand parents & what they would look like w/ tats.


I agree it's more fun to hijack a thread than to post your own.

vonteity
05-24-2005, 01:22 PM
you're punk enough, just not RAWK enough.

you're not the woman i married eight years ago.

you've gone from RAWK with a mohawk to SOCCER MOM.

i'm sorry von, i think it's me and suo. and snapdragen.

we're moving to park city, utah.

Call me anything you like, but SOCCER MOM?

Them's fightin' words, J!

I'm so hurt...

vonteity
05-24-2005, 01:23 PM
BTW; Laser removal is hardly sure out. Very vairable results & tends to be poorer w/ older skin, the time when many are over their art choices.

I always think of my grand parents & what they would look like w/ tats.


Yeah, but by the time I'm old, lasers will be very advanced and cheap! I don't plan on getting any removed, but the option is always there if need be.

FWIW, I don't think anyone wants to see grandma's flabby old skin, regardless of if it's inked or not.

cdmc
05-24-2005, 01:28 PM
Who cares, as long the hair is gone, it's good. Bald is wonderful.


Wait, I thought this was the sex advice board. :D :D :D :D Never Mind.

HAL9000
05-24-2005, 01:55 PM
Ah the optimism of youth. That IS what helps move us forward. There can be no doubt about that.

And perhaps along with cheap lasers in every cerial box, in the future we will also all have flying cars, teletransporters , universal peace and wrist radios.

oops we alredy have the last one.

But keep on seeing that there are no barriers.

jdolan2
05-24-2005, 06:10 PM
Now I'm going to have nightmares tonight... and, for goodness sake, if you shave your poll, don't forget the boys.