http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/03/bush_abstinence.html

Abstinence education has really gone too far this time!!!!!!!!

i can see where this is coming from:

Texas dad: dammit girl, how'd you get knocked up? who's the boy? i'm gonna kill him."

daughter: i swear daddy, i ain't screwing around. it must be one'a them there "virgin births".

i can see where this is coming from:

Texas dad: dammit girl, how'd you get knocked up? who's the boy? i'm gonna kill him."

daughter: i swear daddy, i ain't screwing around. it must be one'a them there "virgin births".


stereotype much?

stereotype much?

no more than you.

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/03/bush_abstinence.html

Abstinence education has really gone too far this time!!!!!!!!

...uh, right??????

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/03/bush_abstinence.html

Abstinence education has really gone too far this time!!!!!!!!

Oh my.

I honestly think I'd beat about the head any teacher who tried to sell that load of crap to my kid in a public school.

stereotype much?

Maybe RUFUS was just aware of the Allen Guttmacher Institute statistics that show Texas as having one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancy?

Maybe RUFUS was just aware of the Allen Guttmacher Institute statistics that show Texas as having one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancy?


i'm sure youre correct.

of anal sex related STD's

...uh, right??????
................. ;)

check this one out about a pharmacist who refuses to dispense perscription drugs--over the counter are OK, but the rest deny God's healing power:

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/06/citing_religion.html

Must be really bored in that cubicle of yours there BJ. Now you're starting to scare me. Man you employer is really getting his money's with today! I mean we are! LOL!!!

Must be really bored in that cubicle of yours there BJ. Now you're starting to scare me. Man you employer is really getting his money's with today! I mean we are! LOL!!!
yup...I go on vacation starting Friday (Ride the Rockies). Think my mind is already there. Haven't had a day off yet this year so I'm looking forward to it.

Maybe RUFUS was just aware of the Allen Guttmacher Institute statistics that show Texas as having one of the highest rates of teenage pregnancy?

and all virgin births, too.

it ain't a stereotype if it's true. ;)

Cat out of the bag, Come clean time:

Betty Bowers & Swift Report are 1st cousins.

Cat out of the bag, Come clean time:

Betty Bowers & Swift Report are 1st cousins.
you did notice the wink below, didn't you?

Sounds great. Is "Ride the Rockie" an organized event or is that just what you're going to be doing?

do you ever have a point you'll substantiate and stick to?
I mean ad hom, obfuscation, I guess you skipped debate class.

................. ;)

check this one out about a pharmacist who refuses to dispense perscription drugs--over the counter are OK, but the rest deny God's healing power:

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/06/citing_religion.html
So why did he become a pharmacist in the first place? Didn't he catch on in pharmacy school that all that talk about drugs had something to do with the profession.

Sounds great. Is "Ride the Rockie" an organized event or is that just what you're going to be doing?
organized...

http://www.ridetherockies.com

your 2nd post/reply wasn't juicey enough to notice





Sorry

yup...I go on vacation starting Friday (Ride the Rockies). Think my mind is already there. Haven't had a day off yet this year so I'm looking forward to it.
Your daily average post count may drop below 20. Holy sh!t!!!

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/03/bush_abstinence.html

Abstinence education has really gone too far this time!!!!!!!!

Is this crap true? I'm not gay, but I don't keep up with all the depressing news too much. This is some sick sh!t. I try to be good about my non-religion, but stuff like this makes we want to go burn down all the churches with the people in them.

Is this crap true? .

Ahhhhhhhhh! Scary face man!!! Runaway! Runaway!

WTF is wrong with people? No IC has ever been observed and it's getting into school textbooks so girls everywhere can tell mom and dad that, see, I didn't have sex when you went away for two weeks three months ago. God wants me to be pregnant and He doesn't seem to think the men he created are necessary.

If God goes around impregnating women, why did he create men?

I guess Murphy Brown was right.



http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/03/bush_abstinence.html

Abstinence education has really gone too far this time!!!!!!!!

The one night I come over to the PO board and I find this JOKE of journalism and its gonna be TAUGHT in a classroom? Absolutly ludicris! IC births?? Is this serious? Has the country become so conservative that we (them not me, I m a libby till I die and proud of it) have to run away from sexuality totaly? Check out this quote from the article "For decades our young people have been getting an incomplete account of what causes pregnancy," Really??? So what is there after the sex that actualy might cause the pregnancy then??? Does the Kool Aid man bash through the wall and go Oh Yeah and then BAM your preggers? So we got kids goin to Iraq gettin killed to "Save America" so we can teach children you dont need an egg and semen to have a child? Holy crap this country is going to heck and a hand basket FAST.
1 Ticket to New Zeland please

Like 'dem' tactics? I had eight years of training. What was being debated in this thread?

Like 'dem' tactics? I had eight years of training. What was being debated in this thread?And the most telling ...

We've gotten so used to whacked ideas coming out of the Radical Right and the Bush administration that people here are taking this 'news report' seriously. Man oh man. What have we come to?

What have we come to?
This thread is definitely a 9.1 on my f*cked thread-o-meter....Why hello Mr. Serling...

And the most telling ...

We've gotten so used to whacked ideas coming out of the Radical Right and the Bush administration that people here are taking this 'news report' seriously. Man oh man. What have we come to?
And even with two "wink" posts to clue them in. It really shows how far the right has gone that a satirical news story strikes many of us as so close to reality that it could indeed have happened.