I will break up with my girlfriend, but I need to know first that you will go out with me once I do that.

So...?

And to sweeten the deal, I'll throw in this puppy:

http://www.sheffieldgoldens.com/images/Roopup1a.jpg

Now that Spirito is out of the picture.

Damn! YOU CAN'T TAKE BACK MY PUPPY! :mad:

She might be mine first Teh J's. I am trying to bribe, I mean, coax, I mean invite her out using C*mpy R*cord parts as bait, I mean chum, I mean Hooper drives the boat.

I am hopeful.

Dude... you forgot the truck and a yellow Lab! Ya gotta drive a truck, ... she does! Way Kool too! Hot chicas and a pic-em-up with a yelllow Lab... Forget the CR parts... get the truck and the doggie!

MY dream would come true! :cool::cool::cool::D

Cheers...

PS--if you don't say yes, the puppy dies.

I will break up with my girlfriend, but I need to know first that you will go out with me once I do that.

So...?
1) I don't like dogs

2) I can't stand pickup trucks. (uh... dude, I don't even drive, hardly. read my entry in the c*r thread).

3) I swore off Southr*n men (and especially redheaded ones) after my x.

1) I don't like dogs

2) I can't stand pickup trucks. (uh... dude, I don't even drive, hardly. read my entry in the c*r thread).

3) I swore off Southr*n men (and especially redheaded ones) after my x.

jokes on you, give him a year or two and he'll have no hair

jokes on you, give him a year or two and he'll have no hair
trust me yarb, once a redhead, always a redhead. the attitude never goes away. and from what I recall the J's got plenty of hair, just not (ahem) where it should be, so to speak.

oh right thanks for reminding me, yarb: 3a.) I don't go for facial hair either (see reasoning behind southr*n and redh**ds).

// edit: you guys better not be p*ssing off Snapdragen on my behalf. I don't need to get run over by any stoned Rastafarians on the way to work.

Alright, so I am a ****** R*publican, an Old Spice-wearing, lugged steel-riding retired lifeguard who can cook salmon and porterhouse steaks. I'll give up meat and become a Lucky Charms-eating, vegetarian if need be. I can live on milk, Lucky Charms and broccolli, I can.

I could be your new avatar etc :)

i didnt know you were on the x files

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1059outcome5.jpg
http://members.tripod.com/~Krycek_Ratboy/Images/krycek4.jpg
http://www.tsnlife.com/greentown/greentown_02_files/image004.jpg

// edit: you guys better not be p*ssing off Snapdragen on my behalf. I don't need to get run over by any stoned Rastafarians on the way to work.

but it was done all for you;)

#3) I am married to a Southrun red-head. It ain't pretty, I assure you. ;-)

#3) I am married to a Southrun red-head. It ain't pretty, I assure you. ;-)

and coming from a Jersey gurl that is saying something.:D

LFR, please tell KPCW either yay or nay, and fast. That many cutsey images in one post has my PC locked up worse than a search on Anna Nicole blow-up dolls.

I gotta get me some of that Shea butter massage/body oil.

Edit, could someone photoshop me into this pic? Thanks. I want to use it for my next Christmas card etc. Thanks.


MOVED: New thread...

Kitaro? That dude lives up at a really cool ranch outside Nederland, CO...up Boulder Canyon a bit.

Great music. I think Cooper owns every album. He uses it.

Just one. An older album.

K, I think she's playing coy, and you're only one or two posts shy of winning her over.

get your hands offa my woman motherf*cker.

get your hands offa my woman motherf*cker.

J's, K certainly did swoop down in YOUR pitch to LFR thread, which seems very opportunistic to say the least, but I gotta level with you. He's has really honed this "pitching to a stalkee" thing. I mean look at the time he invested in researching and uploading images. As far as stalkers go, you have your charms, but K has pro-stalker-skills. He's like obi-wan ka-stalkee.

J's, K certainly did swoop down in YOUR pitch to LFR thread, which seems very opportunistic to say the least, but I gotta level with you. He's has really honed this "pitching to a stalkee" thing. I mean look at the time he invested in researching and uploading images. As far as stalkers go, you have your charms, but K has pro-stalker-skills. He's like obi-wan ka-stalkee.

I don't know, I just don't see LFR as the type that would wear cinnamon buns over her ears, but who knows, given she is from Oh*o

I don't know, I just don't see LFR as the type that would wear cinnamon buns over her ears, but who knows, given she is from Oh*o

It's not about LFR wearing cinnamon buns (doubtful), it's about how mutable KPCW is. He's everything to all women, shape shifting to meet the situation's needs. If LFR said she had a thing for ghosts, I bet the K would off hiss... unh, nevermind on THAT one. :D

It's not about LFR wearing cinnamon buns (doubtful), it's about how mutable KPCW is. He's everything to all women, shape shifting to meet the situation's needs. If LFR said she had a thing for ghosts, I bet the K would off hiss... unh, nevermind on THAT one. :D

weight, kenobi became a ghost, are you just trying to be subliminal here

J's, K certainly did swoop down in YOUR pitch to LFR thread, which seems very opportunistic to say the least, but I gotta level with you. He's has really honed this "pitching to a stalkee" thing. I mean look at the time he invested in researching and uploading images. As far as stalkers go, you have your charms, but K has pro-stalker-skills. He's like obi-wan ka-stalkee.

i have tattoos and i'm cut.

i have tattoos and i'm cut.

Tell her not me. And post a pic, or eight. Not a pic "of" your eight.

weight, kenobi became a ghost, are you just trying to be subliminal here

I'm not trying to be
LFR, these are not the droids you're looking for...
subliminal at all.

Tell her not me. And post a pic, or eight. Not a pic "of" your eight.

yeah, then yarble would start stalking me. forget it.

speaking of muting, it may be worth it for LFR to take the deal, get all that free schwag, get all S&M with him, and then slap on the gimp hood with the mouth ball just so he might cease with all the yammering. Then she should slap some chinese handcuffs on each of his fingers, and we would have some peace and quiet for at least a week while he figures those out.

Then smack him around a bit, then walk out with all the prizes.

But then again, he might just be into that and then she really would have a stalker.

speaking of muting, it may be worth it for LFR to take the deal, get all that free schwag, get all S&M with him, and then slap on the gimp hood with the mouth ball just so he might cease with all the yammering. Then she should slap some chinese handcuffs on each of his fingers, and we would have some peace and quiet for at least a week while he figures those out.

Then smack him around a bit, then walk out with all the prizes.

But then again, he might just be into that and then she really would have a stalker.

i could deal with all that as well, but she would MOS DEF have a stawlker thein.

I'm not trying to be
LFR, these are not the droids you're looking for...
subliminal at all.

LOL

and this is just so the message is long enough.

yeah yeah, we know... we've SEEN the pics...

yeah, then yarble would start stalking me. forget it.

Why. does it look like a vegetable?

Why. does it look like a vegetable?

moreon, my pen*s looks like an overgrown asparagus. sp???

i meant, i'm a hottie, been working out and etc.

now, kiss me.

now, kiss me.

Decent proposal, but venus already offered it to me from below....