MR_GRUMPY
02-12-2004, 05:28 PM
Republicans, already preparing for the general election race, launched a pre-emptive strike on Kerry, with Republican Party chief Ed Gillespie accusing him of planning "the dirtiest campaign in modern American politics."
He said Kerry supporters planned to spread rumors about Bush in Internet chat rooms.
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How much can I get for every comment about President poo-head?
Did you know that President poo-head is a renown lesbian?
Did you know that he picks his nose...........and eats it?
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mickey-mac
02-12-2004, 08:41 PM
Republicans, already preparing for the general election race, launched a pre-emptive strike on Kerry, with Republican Party chief Ed Gillespie accusing him of planning "the dirtiest campaign in modern American politics."
He said Kerry supporters planned to spread rumors about Bush in Internet chat rooms.
Can I get paid for this??
How much can I get for every comment about President poo-head?
Did you know that President poo-head is a renown lesbian?
Did you know that he picks his nose...........and eats it?
Do you get paid for every comment or every posting?
I really need to know. I could use a new pair of CX's
Your first check is in the mail.
mickey-mac, John Kerry for President, National Co-ordinator, Dirty Tricks and Internet Rumors
bill105
02-13-2004, 04:24 AM
thats hilarious. you guys start throwing the rumors and dont forget to say "goose step" and "big oil" every other word. we'll just keep focusing on kerrys history of flip flopping like a cheap pair of sandals.
MR_GRUMPY
02-13-2004, 06:05 AM
The mark of a Good Politician is to flip-flop like a pair of expensive sandals.
Here's another one.
Did you know that our President sleeps in G.I. Joe pull-ups.
bill105
02-13-2004, 06:09 AM
leno called....he said to keep your day job.
MR_GRUMPY
02-13-2004, 06:21 AM
I've always thought that a little humor is better than none.
Plese complete the following:
Our President is so dumb, he................................................ ...
bill105
02-13-2004, 06:24 AM
actually thought this years presidential election would have a democratic contender who could keep his pants zipped.
MR_GRUMPY
02-13-2004, 06:38 AM
That reminds me of a joke that I just thought up.
Bill Clinton and George Bush are in a nightclub alone, when Bill leans over to George and says:
"George, i'm in a bind. I was just in the back room with a waitress, and now my zipper is stuck down, Can you give me a hand." George looks over, and gives Bill one look. He reaches over and picks up his portable hot line and says," Colin, we've got to call in another air strike, we've got an invasion to plan."
dr hoo
09-02-2006, 07:44 PM
more true then ever
Ah, a thread dredged up from pre-PO days! Let's just move it over there where it belongs.
estone2
09-02-2006, 07:52 PM
more true then ever
Dude. this thread is from 2004...
-estone2