aliensporebomb
08-28-2006, 06:05 AM
http://www.eurosport.com/cycling/tour-de-france/2006/sport_sto952992.shtml
"Jan Ullrich was tested once every week between the Giro and the Tour.
All the tests came up negative.
“If it is proven true that Ullrich was taking banned substances during this time, then we will know that we are dealing with an enemy superior to us.”
They're talking about a lifetime ban for the guy. But who can stop an alien
this superior to us? Who is to say he isn't entering races and altering his
appearance to look like any number of riders?
Okay, being a bit humorous or trying to but if he's been tested continually and all
we have is a mysterious codename in a notebook, it seems a bit off or odd.
"Jan Ullrich was tested once every week between the Giro and the Tour.
All the tests came up negative.
“If it is proven true that Ullrich was taking banned substances during this time, then we will know that we are dealing with an enemy superior to us.”
They're talking about a lifetime ban for the guy. But who can stop an alien
this superior to us? Who is to say he isn't entering races and altering his
appearance to look like any number of riders?
Okay, being a bit humorous or trying to but if he's been tested continually and all
we have is a mysterious codename in a notebook, it seems a bit off or odd.