Well, ...speak of the devil.

Yesterday my buddy got a call from a former co-worker we haven't heard from in a while. She left her phone number and a message to call.

So, I gave her a ring. We talked for a while, but didn't realize it was me. So, I called her out. She was totally floored I called her! I gave her hell for not calling me.

backstory: She quit at the beginning of the summer, stating she was moving. When she left, she gave me her number to call.. I didn't because I was going out of town. I thought she would be moved before I returned. I thought, too bad for me. end backstory.

Found out she never moved. I had to let her know that was dirty pool, because I wasted my whole summer piddling around with an ex-, off and on again. I highly recommend against that action, by the way. She, unfortunately, had spent the summer doing the same.

So, I went forward and asked her if she wanted to get together when I return from Arizona. Unfortunately, I would be busy preparing for my trip oiver the next couple of days and try to squeeze in a ride that evening. She responded, "ABSOLUTLEY!"

So, that went well.

Put in about 30 miles last night. Then my friend and I went to dinner at a buddy's restaurant where they were shooting a commercial (inconsequential). While drinking some pale ale and eating the best pasta on the face of the earth, I receive a text. Guess who? That's right, former co-worker. She asked about the ride and let me know 12 days was a long time. So, I called to let her know she could come by for drinks and a movie later on, if she wanted. She complied within the affirmative. YES!

She came over we had some drinks, watched the Secretary until about 3:30 this morning. It was fun. We had an all around great time.

I'm back in the saddle, at last!!!

i love women.

I'm back in the saddle, at last!!!

Moreon, I think a true gentleman would not have spilled the beans about this last bit, if you get my drift.

Moreon, I think a true gentleman would not have spilled the beans about this last bit, if you get my drift.


Whoa. Let me clarify. I'm not back in THAT saddle. My implication was I have been striking out, just meeting women for a while now.

I meant to say, it was great to get together with someone unexpectedly, as it turns out.

Let me keep my manner in tact. We only hung out, had cocktails, talked, and watched a movie. but i do love women.

This thread is no good w/o pics.

This thread is no good w/o pics.
here ya go..she's a bad ass

here ya go..she's a bad ass

good taste in wimmins.....gun fans, is that a glock or what? I cant tell from the premature cocked hammer loaded thing???

good taste in wimmins.....gun fans, is that a glock or what? I cant tell from the premature cocked hammer loaded thing???
Taurus

good taste in wimmins.....gun fans, is that a glock or what? I cant tell from the premature cocked hammer loaded thing???

idjuct.... Glocks aren't stainless....:p

Looks to be a nickle plated Colt 45...

Peace

that's seriously hot.

Looks to be a nickle plated Colt 45...

Peace

I was going to say its a variation of the M1911, but "nickle plated Colt 45" will do very nicey as well

I was going to say its a variation of the M1911, but "nickle plated Colt 45" will do very nicey as well

Well, thank you most graciously Sir…

Peace

by the looks of the barrel config, cb a stainless Beretta 92 too

J's is right. smoking hot.

Flipping heck, the chica is hawt and you talk about is "male insecurity compensation"? WTF?:mad2:

Do movies use real guns or some kind of hollywood synthetic types? The chick is okay, not my type. The story was great.

You watched "Sectretary"? With James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal? That's a hot movie. If you were watching that 'till 3.30 in the morning, she wanted some. You missed it. She siad 12 days was too long then watched that movie with you until 3.30 in the am. You really are a moreon.

You watched "Sectretary"? With James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal? That's a hot movie. If you were watching that 'till 3.30 in the morning, she wanted some. You missed it. She siad 12 days was too long then watched that movie with you until 3.30 in the am. You really are a moreon.

Well, i'm sure I could've tried and...blah, blah, blah

But I'd rather not, now. Just like the movie it's fun to build a little anticipation of what's to come. We have waited 1.5 years. When we worked together, we couldn't do anything due to our positions in the same department.

So, she'll be back tonight, then I'll see her in 12 days. She's not going anywhere. She understands just like I do. That was part of our conversation.

"moreon" rescinded. :cool:

I'm back in the saddle, at last!!!


Any SRS symptoms?

Geez interesting change of situation for sure.

Watch out though if she exhibits signs of being a vampire.

We have waited 1.5 years. When we worked together, we couldn't do anything due to our positions in the same department.

I thought Parking Lot Girl (PLG) was someone you didn't know, who just happened to work in the same building as you did, and you had this kind of weird flirty thing going on every day when you came to work.

If you knew PLG and she worked in the same department, then I've got to rethink my position on this whole deal. You should have had multiple opportunities to advance the situation before now.

I think I've been deceived.

I thought Parking Lot Girl (PLG) was someone you didn't know, who just happened to work in the same building as you did, and you had this kind of weird flirty thing going on every day when you came to work.

If you knew PLG and she worked in the same department, then I've got to rethink my position on this whole deal. You should have had multiple opportunities to advance the situation before now.

I think I've been deceived.
You are right on the PLG.

But this girl was a former co-worker. She quit before PLG came into play. When we worked together, she flirted with me often, but I couldn't do anything because of strict policy. All I could do was be nice and congenial. So when she quit, she wanted me to call her (see story).

She was kind of like the original PLG.

You watched the movie Secretary on the first date? :rolleyes: Did you spank each other afterwards?

here ya go..she's a bad ass

I'd hit it.

I was going to say its a variation of the M1911, but "nickle plated Colt 45" will do very nicey as well

what are you moreons doing looking at the gun....

You are right on the PLG.

But this girl was a former co-worker. She quit before PLG came into play. When we worked together, she flirted with me often, but I couldn't do anything because of strict policy. All I could do was be nice and congenial. So when she quit, she wanted me to call her (see story).

She was kind of like the original PLG.

I thought PLG and this one were teh same chica. Now it makes sense. Still, this story would be better if the were teh same.

I thought PLG and this one were teh same chica. Now it makes sense. Still, this story would be better if the were teh same.

Yeah, dat's fer sure. But it's kinda cool because this girlfriend was identifiable, but then lost.

You watched the movie Secretary on the first date? :rolleyes: Did you spank each other afterwards?

ha, ha! Well, the movie does have a bit of an S & M bent to it (LOL).

But I think it's a nice showing of the dependency that comes in the development of a relationship. It's just a weird, hot way to show it.:eek6:

No spanking, tho' I did make her let me use her as a foot stool for the second half of the movie (kidding)

Dink dinky dink dink, doo diddly, diddly doo.
With a hipnaminny and a hoo, hoo, hooooo !

Dink dinky dink dink, doo diddly, diddly doo.
With a hipnaminny and a hoo, hoo, hooooo !

Someone's been drinking beer for breakfast. :D

Someone's been drinking beer for breakfast. :D
What ? what what ? Its well past tea-time here.

What ? what what ? Its well past tea-time here.

Someone's been drinking beer since breakfast.

And this is a different girl? I'm confused.:idea:

And this is a different girl? I'm confused.:idea:

Someone's been drinking beer since breakfast.

Someone's been drinking beer since breakfast.

Don't be tryin' to transfer your hangover to me. I dont' want it.

Don't be tryin' to transfer your hangover to me. I dont' want it.

Well I just had the worst craving for cherry sours so I went to the store and got a bag. Now it's all gone and I'm feeling even worse.

Cherry whats ?

Cherry whats ?

candy crack

<img src=http://www.candyfavorites.com/shop/images/products/bulk_unwrapped_candy/782.jpg>

Red ball bearings ?

Well I just had the worst craving for cherry sours so I went to the store and got a bag. Now it's all gone and I'm feeling even worse.

cherry sours are NOT the suXXor! Sometimes I can find the lime sours in the bulk bins, those are the most RoolZ-est.

Red ball bearings ?
Chewy candies made up of about 99% sugar, a dash of malic acid and red food dye.

Well I just had the worst craving for cherry sours so I went to the store and got a bag. Now it's all gone and I'm feeling even worse.

Oh MAN! I haven't had those in years, but I absolutely love them. And like you (apparently) I cannot stop eating them until they're gone and I feel like barfing.

Looks like it's gonna be a Spam and cherry sours kind of weekend.

what are you moreons doing looking at the gun....

He he, I hear yeah, but that particular Asian girl dose nothing for me. Not my type, if you know what I mean?

Well anyhoo, I hope this picture of a nice looking Asian girl dose not offend...

Peace

He he, I hear yeah, but that particular Asian girl dose nothing for me. Not my type, if you know what I mean?

Below is a picture of a nice looking Asian girl. She’s a bit light in the a$$, but still, all and all, very nice indeed…

Peace


Dude, do YOU want that pic up on your screen when the boss walks in the door? Have some flippin' judgment!


EDIT to new arrivals to this thread: As might be obvious from the exchange (below) that was, by far, NOT the original photo.

I love doze. Dey are my road trip indulgence extraordinaire. And yes, it must be divinely ordained that the whole bag must be consumed in one sitting.

PS -- to John Henry, rock on dude. I'm really happy for ya!

Well anyhoo, good luck with your use to be working mate...

Peace

Dude, do YOU want that pic up on your screen when the boss walks in the door? Have some flippin' judgment!

Never mind, I figured it out thank you.

Peace

And this is a different girl? I'm confused.:idea:

Yes. It eez a different girl, pre-PLG. But she showed up out of the blue.

I love doze. Dey are my road trip indulgence extraordinaire. And yes, it must be divinely ordained that the whole bag must be consumed in one sitting.

PS -- to John Henry, rock on dude. I'm really happy for ya!


Thanks! It feels nice.

I didn't think Cherry Sours existed anymore. I bet I can order them online.:idea:

And this is a different girl? I'm confused.:idea:

Yea! I am the JohnHenry or were. D@mn I miss that handle. Though "teh moreon" ain't bad. It's easy to live up to.

Never mind, I figured it out thank you.

I didn’t feel the pictures of the ladies were sleazy or in bad taste, but to each there own. My apologies if I offend anyone else…

Peace


Oh, no. You aren't going to use that "she's overly sensitive but I'll defer" tactic on me.

It wasn't about offended. Seriously, my mental test is that if I'm reading a forum at work where it is going to create a weird moment when someone walks it and sees what's on my screen (ESPECIALLY if it is going to cause them to suspect that I'm looking at porn) then I think it doesn't belong here. Simple.

I don't even think the photo you posted and have now removed was a close call on that front... straddled on the bed pulling underwear off at about the pubic line as I recall.

Thanks! It feels nice.

I didn't think Cherry Sours existed anymore. I bet I can order them online.:idea:


Dude, do you never scan the 2/$1.00 candy section at the truck stop? It is one of the joys of travel by car, I tell ya. They even still have those soft orange Circus Peanut things. NOT that I buy those. A gal's gotta have standards.

Oh, no. You aren't going to use that "she's overly sensitive but I'll defer" tactic on me.

It wasn't about offended. Seriously, my mental test is that if I'm reading a forum at work where it is going to create a weird moment when someone walks it and sees what's on my screen (ESPECIALLY if it is going to cause them to suspect that I'm looking at porn) then I think it doesn't belong here. Simple.

I don't even think the photo you posted and have now removed was a close call on that front... straddled on the bed pulling underwear off at about the pubic line as I recall.

Whatever, you are what your are.

Have a great weekend and don't let the bed bugs bite...

Peace

Dude, do you never scan the 2/$1.00 candy section at the truck stop? It is one of the joys of travel by car, I tell ya. They even still have those soft orange Circus Peanut things. NOT that I buy those. A gal's gotta have standards.

Circus Peanuts!!! Blaaaaaahhhhhhhh Yuck.:p I remember the Mystery Science Theater 3000 when they gave tips on home made epicac. Circus Peanuts floating in Strawberry Quik was the best one, seems like another was a Snickers dipped in honey mustard.

Scot

Dude, do you never scan the 2/$1.00 candy section at the truck stop? It is one of the joys of travel by car, I tell ya. They even still have those soft orange Circus Peanut things. NOT that I buy those. A gal's gotta have standards.

I guess I should spend more time at truck stops??:eek:

I'll take a gander next time I'm at a big gas station. Tooth rotting goodness here I com!!!!:ihih:

Whatever, you are what your are.




... and I strongly suspect that you may be a jacka$$. Oh, is this the part where I'm supposed to say "Peace?"

Peace, then. Oh, and I see that you've edited multiple of your submissions to this thread in the meantime.

Girls and guns? No thanks, just give me a woman with a backpack and pair of hiking boots.

Dude, do you never scan the 2/$1.00 candy section at the truck stop? It is one of the joys of travel by car, I tell ya. They even still have those soft orange Circus Peanut things. NOT that I buy those. A gal's gotta have standards.

moreon. circus peanuts are second only to spicy-covered real peanuts.

i heart them circus peanuts. all year long. moreon.

Girls and guns? No thanks, just give me a woman with a backpack and pair of hiking boots.

and no clothes and a father who owns a liquor store.

You win the prize as the first person I've ever heard say anything positive about the circus peanuts.

I'm just not sure what to make of it...

You win the prize as the first person I've ever heard say anything positive about the circus peanuts.

I'm just not sure what to make of it...

at least you know ONE person on teh entrywebs with good taste. :rolleyes: :eek:

my ex-wife loves swedish fish. you know, the red jelly kind. eww. i mean, EWW.

and no clothes and a father who owns a liquor store.

and she's got to be the hot..

and she's got to be the hot..

no. she has to wear thongs.

hot = a variable. it's subjective.

no. she has to wear thongs.

hot = a variable. it's subjective.

Hot is as hot does.

She came over we had some drinks, watched the Secretary until about 3:30 this morning. It was fun. We had an all around great time.


did you at least do some "couch wrestling"??


me thinks, you should have closed the deal. but, i could be wrong.

either way, post an update in 12 days.

did you at least do some "couch wrestling"??


me thinks, you should have closed the deal. but, i could be wrong.

either way, post an update in 12 days.

hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil

... and I strongly suspect that you may be a jacka$$. Oh, is this the part where I'm supposed to say "Peace?"

Peace, then. Oh, and I see that you've edited multiple of your submissions to this thread in the meantime.


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me!

Peace :ciappa:

and no clothes and a father who owns a liquor store.
That reminds me of a little ditty...

I want a rich, young, dumb nymphomaniac
to drive me around in her cadillac
if she's not down on her knees, she will be flat on her back
I want a rich, young, dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big tits and a little bitty a$s
a ----in' machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
And she recently inherited a liquor store

...

:D

Looks like your original, marginally NSFW photo is still floating around.... http://gallery.roadbikereview.com/showphoto.php?photo=4219&cat=500


It greeted me when I logged in as a thumbnail "featured photo" in the left margin.

Dude, do you never scan the 2/$1.00 candy section at the truck stop? It is one of the joys of travel by car, I tell ya. They even still have those soft orange Circus Peanut things. NOT that I buy those. A gal's gotta have standards.

Roll up to the bulk candy bins at Target. Right next to the Jelly Belly's you'll find two bins - one of cherry sours and one of mixed flavor sours. I was cursing BJII when I walked by on Sat, saw them, and proceeded to load me up a pound or so.