Leno
Today is the first day of summer ? it's also the longest day of the year.
Unless of course you're Hillary Clinton watching "60 Minutes" then
yesterday was the longest day of the year.
Clinton told Dan Rather last night that the worst day of his life was the
"day he told Hillary the truth". So he's not going to do that again. "Not
fool around. Tell Hillary the truth. Not gonna make that mistake. What the
hell was I thinking of when I did that?"
How many watched the Bill Clinton interview last night on "60 Minutes? Dan
Rather compared Bill Clinton's life story to the memoirs of Ulysses S.
Grant. Ulysses S. Grant? I think Hugh Grant would be more like it wouldn't
it?
You know as I was watching the Clinton interview, as I was watching
President Clinton tell his story last night, a promo came on the screen
that said "stay tuned for 'Cold Case' which I though was an interview with
Hillary.


Leno
(opening to show) What a crowd! You sound as happy as Bill Clinton's book
publisher.
It's only been out a day, Bill Clinton's book is already number one on the
"New York Times" bestseller list. The book is called, "My Life...As A Dog."
It's a fascinating read, this Clinton book, in the book he claims he led a
double life. There were 2 Bill Clintons. Bill Clinton claims he led a
double life. He was kind of like Dr Jeckyl and Mister Hyde the salami!
In the book, Clinton reveals one night when he was five or six years old
back in Arkansas. His step dad fired a gun in the house but it didn't hit
him or his mother. So it looks like this bad aim thing runs in the family.
The most quoted thing in the book is where Clinton talks about after the
Monica Lewinsky scandal broke, he slept on the couch for two months. That's
how you know Hillary was mad?they had separate bedrooms and she still made
him sleep on the couch!
Today Monica Lewinsky was not sympathetic. She said if Bill thought the
couch was uncomfortable, he should try getting under that little desk.