ha! chump. Just kidding. What next?

What's next? Doping will stop, replaced by a much more efficient technique: the next generation of bike professionals will be cyborgs!

Great post! I believed it and it's just true enough to be scary.

really, I thought he had been drafted by the Raiders....

I heard he was switching to MTB. He was going to compete in marathon, just to piss off Simoni.