I gots me a balm and I'm gonna blo up the world unless you give me a bazillion dollars.

Well, maybe not the world. How 'bout O'hare? Ok, maybe not O'hare. How 'bout my shed. Well ok, maybe not my shed. Ok, it's really just a firecracker, but it's a really, really strong firecracker and I slept in a Holiday Inn Express last night...

Ok, it's really just a sparkler, but it's a really really strong sparkler.

Boo!