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    lance?

    I saw that lance was around showing us all that he was not dead

    and I got to wondering what ever happened to that guy. Anyone know if he is going to jail?

    Then I remembered this bit. I don't like lance and I hope he goes to jail.

    It's just funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by go do it View Post
    ....Anyone know if he is going to jail?
    I never remember reading an article or hearing any conversation regarding jail.

    The lawsuits are all about $$$.

    Why would you think he may go to jail?

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    The fact that many people believe that Lance raised money for cancer research is enough of a reason to vilify him. Raising money for cancer awareness is the same as saying, please send us money to advertise about cancer.

    We aren't going to spend the majority of the money to help find treatments or cures, we're just going to spend it on more ads and fundraising. We will purposely allow you to think we are spending it on research, so you will continue to give money.

    Thanks Bill Burr for unknowingly helping to illustrate this point.

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    With all these recent stories about famous atheletes and cyclists being hit by drivders makes me wonder....if L*nc* *rmstr*ng were to ride wearing a jersey with just his name on the back......how long would he survive?
    I'm upping my standards;
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    He just got engaged. I wonder if he needs performance enhancing drugs in bed in order to be good?

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    The false death story actually brought a smile to the face of Betsy the Witch. Poor Frankie was sent out in the dead of night in his Hincapie limited edition house slippers looking for an open liquor store to buy champagne. Betsy was so pissed the next day when the liquor store refused to refund HER money for the returned bubbly that she made Frankie wash and wax her broom.

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    I'm sure you intended that to be funny and I can only hope I'll be able to understand the artful and nuanced humor one day.

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    I like Lance and always enjoyed watching the races during that era. Lance, Ulrich, Rees, Bolaki, Zabel, Cipo etc. Yeah I may have miss spelled a few.

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    Armstrong was the best cheater.....Ever. (and a professional jerk). His case comes up on 11/6/17.......The idea of him "cheating" the Postal Service is Hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR_GRUMPY View Post
    Armstrong was the best cheater.....Ever. (and a professional jerk)....s.
    That's a bit mild, even for Mr. Grumpy. I'd start at calling him a "professional dooshbag", then go from there. Maybe a national disgrace? But then, we've become complacent about 'national disgraces' lately.....
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    How many other cheating Athletes have been asked to pay back sponsorship money? Are any of the other riders who didn't cheat as well as him in this situation????
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    Were there any others who ACTIVELY sought out lawsuits against those who pointed out the obvious (that there was no other way on earth to get those kinds of bloodwork numbers)? Then collected multi-million dollar settlements, all the while doubling-down on the fiction that they had NEVER doped?
    I'm upping my standards;
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    Quote Originally Posted by No Time Toulouse View Post
    Were there any others who ACTIVELY sought out lawsuits against those who pointed out the obvious (that there was no other way on earth to get those kinds of bloodwork numbers)? Then collected multi-million dollar settlements, all the while doubling-down on the fiction that they had NEVER doped?
    How does that apply to the Landis'/the US Government case? Prior behavior should not be a factor in that case. It's whether or not the US Postal Service as defrauded or not.
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