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Have any of you played around with http://www.Googlism.com? It's some sort of spin-off from Google -- you type in a person, place, date, or thing, and it tells you what Google "knows" about it in simple declarative statements. Some of the results that it spits out are hilarious, and some are oddly pretty, almost like poetry.

Anyway, I cranked in the word "bike", and it came back with a result that I thought was strangely good. You could edit it a bit, weed out the gibberish and make it "better", but then you would lose the spirit of the thing. Some of the juxtapositions of different ideas are simply marvellous.

And so, without further ado, I present the following magnum opus from Google entitled...

"BIKE":

bike is down
bike is blue
bike is here
bike is your friend by elisabeth piper
bike is finally here
bike is ready
bike is real
bike is not a problem
bike is the right size
bike is a vehicle too
bike is for
bike is a car
bike is right for you
bike is a '
bike is munted laurie and winifred bauer question 17 asked
bike is no limit to entitlements
bike is a nice sturdy bike
bike is a feast for the eyes
bike is 24/7
bike is easy when you make your bike carry your stuff
bike is now available from us with a campag daytona 10speed
bike is a continual work
bike is 33lbs
bike is like a beautifal woman
bike is a pain in the ass when i am not riding it?
bike is for sale
bike is great for you bmx
bike is a cow
bike is home made with
bike is only as nice as its worst part
bike is a1995 honda cr 80
bike is now a 944 with a number of other changes
bike is ready for delivery
bike is to be avoided at all costs
bike is showing it off
bike is smokin
bike is a ball by deb777
bike is no sin
bike is going to set you back as much as $18
bike is cool
bike is not stored correctly
bike is not a problem nyquist wins stunt park with borrowed bike from staff reports 08/19/2002
bike is this saturday
bike is fun and exciting to ride too
bike is a
bike is a winner
bike is mother's little helper
bike is a vehicle too cyclists appeal to motorists with top ten tip list by julia esrom
bike is the right one is to ask a few simple questions about how the bike will be used
bike is good
bike is for the hooligan in you
bike is back
bike is emotionally unavailable
bike is specifically designed to be ridden comfortably and efficiently in the aerodynamic position using elbow
bike is no sin by james r
bike is right for you what type bike you should ride? how do you ride? bike type you should ride
bike is a '94 honda cbr 600 f2
bike is a real slice
bike is munted laurie and winifred bauer question 17 asked for terms that mean `damaged'
bike is
bike is good for the soul
bike is back we're having company
bike is back hey all
bike is faster than your bike
bike is stolen
bike is this?
bike is a feast for the eyes by mike gerrard paris drivers aren't nearly as aggressive as people imagine
bike is a pipe bomb
bike is down on its left side
bike is a pain in the ass when i am not riding it' solutions
bike is off the road till further notice
bike is a european
bike is one of the last traditional air
bike is now available from us with a campag daytona 10speed group set
bike is your life
bike is a quality and reliable bike built mainly for comfort and ease of use
bike is not always the best
bike is like a beautiful woman
bike is hiring
bike is a proud sponsor of the yale university cycling team
bike is almost done
bike is better?"
bike is a pain in the ass when i am not riding it? solutions
bike is to road bike
bike is powered by a liquid
bike is ever stolen
bike is most vulnerable
bike is home made with an 80cc yamaha 2
bike is for utility and durability
bike is a 1997 zx
bike is only as nice as its worst part by
bike is a bike is a bike
bike is a pipe bomb photo page
bike is everything i expected and more
bike is convenient

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#4 ·
More fun the mypornname.com!

janet is from an alternative future earth
janet is nothing more than a fluorescent tube covered with a blue red gel filter
janet is into bondage
janet is kayaking on its rivers
janet is much sought after nationwide to speak on public policy issues that impact
janet is a gentle tiger


my name by the way is autumn foxx.........
 
#5 ·
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cusmano is a syndicated mag writer
cusmano is athlete recruiter
cusmano is a certified personal trainer
cusmano is a canadian professional bodybuilder
cusmano is an accomplished canadian fitness competitor
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cusmano is a highly qualified engineer who began working in local government in new south wales in 1975
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cusmano is a fitness athlete and entrepreneur from vancouver
cusmano is pretty good
 
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