leaned over and tried to slap him. Is this the proper response? Surely you will not suggest ignoring the perpetrator. How about a dirty look? Raised middle finger? And I don't want any responses about we are all riding, enjoy it blah blah blah. These nerd couches with wheels are everywhere around here, usually going about 5 mph. I clearly identified myself as a pro (looking) cyclist with a full kit, carbon fiber bike etc. 'Round these parts the roadies don't even wave to other roadies!
Some skinny pro looking ******* on a bicycle waved at me while I was out riding my motorcycle. The nerve! I slapped his ass and he flew into the air, flailing his stick-like arms like Gollum falling off a cliff.
TestPilot Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
I'm sorry your mind is so easily boggled. - Otoman
LOL recumbents.......saw way too many of those crys for attention last week. Almost got my eye poked out by some hideous flag too! Should have told the troll to get back under the bridge and thrown a water bottle under the wheel.
I don't understand the hostility here. Or I am missing a weak joke.
As someone suggested to me, "why don't you concentrate on being a stronger rider," instead?
Its attempts at humor.
Dr. Cox: Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.