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    The amazing contents of Steve Wozniak's backpack

    So you think you want to be Alpha Geek? Better get serious.

    The Amazing Contents of Steve Wozniak's Travel Backpack

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    And no Palm Treo.

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    and some people only need a toothbrush and a condom...
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    Somewhere I read the definition of a geek: Doing something because you can, not because you must.

    But still ... He could consolidate most of that. TWO GPS devices? 15 phones? Kindle AND an iPad?
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    I <3 that show!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees View Post
    So you think you want to be Alpha Geek? Better get serious.
    Well rib my crack!

    That's a lot of crap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brick Tamland View Post
    And no Palm Treo.
    he wouldn't need all that other crap if he had one.
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    Not surprised by all the superfluous apple junk, but I was expecting a few sex toys in the mix.

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    This guy obviously needs a girlfriend
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnroadie View Post
    Not surprised by all the superfluous apple junk, but I was expecting a few sex toys in the mix.
    There's not much room left over for a sextant however.

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    Bejesus. Why would anyone want all that? I don't get it.

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    That makes no sense to me. Completely ridiculous. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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    do the phones have the same ringtone?
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    you should see the contents of MY travel backpack

    Marine Sonic Technology sidescan sonar with rack mount topside
    Marine Magnetics SeaSPY marine magnetometer
    Edgetech 4100 subbottom profiler with 424 towfish
    Trimble R212 differential GPS
    Cappuccino PC Twister compact PC computer (has like 47 serial ports on the back)
    Parker 2520 with 200hp Yamaha outboard
    Honda 2000 generator

    I had to get one of those expandable backpacks to make it all fit
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnroadie View Post
    Not surprised by all the superfluous apple junk, but I was expecting a few sex toys in the mix.
    That's why the two GPS units ... He prob doesn't know his way around a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    and some people only need a toothbrush and a condom...
    Whats the second one for?
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    I don't have a backpack. These are the only accessories one needs.
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    Had to google teh watches and the speakers--not cool enough to know what they were/

    The watches are kinda cool--but I'm not dropping that kind of money on one.
    "When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking."

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    I wonder where he carries the generator to power them?

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    I doubt that's his 'just for fun' back pack. My guess he's probably doing cross platform consulting/development on some products. I guess Janet is his wife?

    Edit: Looked on Wiki, yup Janet is his wife.
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    WTF do you need iPod nanos when the iPhone will do everything that a nano will do?

    And do you need to drag around work phones? Leave them at home, plugged in, and have them forward income calls to your personal phone. I used to do that when I had a work issued phone and didn't want to carry two phones around.

    And two GPS units, one for car and one for backpack? JUST TAKE THE ONE FROM THE CAR WITH YOU!

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    Doesn't he know that carrying a backback is not pro? He should just put all that sh!t in his jersey pockets.

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