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    no........
    Well in that case...I'll just pack my garters and fishnets and go home.
    Last edited by Paralizer; 12-01-2011 at 07:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry b View Post
    See what you get for removing the insulation?
    Post hoc, ergo propter hoc much?

    I'll have you know I was just as immature before I manscaped as after.

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    I drank some beer, and ate some bacon. If there was a bacon forum I coulda poasted that there.
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    Tore down some drywall and cleaned up after my basement flood yesterday, used a ratchet strap to hold my trunk lid down after picking up the christmas tree, and used power tools to cut the end off the tree before hauling it into the house (while not taking my boots off and tracking in dirt).
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    It's all about the legs, lungs, heart and soul. The gear comes after that.

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    Shoveled the sidewalk. Cooked chili. Cleaned up my shop but it is still a mess. Helped my daughter with her homework. Spent most of the day figuring out why some computer code wasn't working. Posted on some manly cycling forum ...that has pink kits.
    Bad decisions make great stories - JP

    Spring is here... snowflakes are melting.

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    I drank what?
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    'I drove a nail, through a board, with my junk'

    can I paraphrase myself from a long ago thread?
    q_and_a - "I don't really have an appropriate response for this situation" so you'll have to wait 30 seconds for a reply

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    Chopped some wood, carried a tree over my shoulder, and conducted Appalachian Spring. Good day.
    Oh, I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can.

    O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.

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    washed the dished and swept the floor, just like every other night...
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    LONG LIVE THE SINGLE DOTS!!!

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    I just experienced rolling brown out a few minutes ago. My stomach feels much better now.
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    Penny loafers are the footwear of cowards.
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    Is it safe to fart in these or will it look like a mouse running down the side of my leg? :p

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    Couldn't find my shaver this morning so had to shave with my wife's dull disposable. It hurt but I did not cry very much, mostly sniffled.

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    I chipped a nail. I hate when that happens.

    What? I'm a man, so by definition, if I do it it's manly.

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    Alan Richman: I understand that you like lots of meat on your pizza. Is this true?
    Herman Cain: Yes.
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    Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?
    Herman Cain: The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.
    Chris Heath: Why is that?
    Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance.
    Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?
    Herman Cain: A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.
    Fredke commented in your thread. You won't believe what happens next!

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry b View Post
    I defrosted some chocolate cream filled mini eclairs.
    Who made the eclairs? Just curious.

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    Sat on the couch for most of the day while wife was out of the house. I watched TV and ignored the phone.

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    I beat you all, I just had a Vasectomy done, couch + food + watch TV and lots of ice cream


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    Ate Chinese food last night and, in a fit of multi-cultural bad decision making, trapped my gf in a Canadian Chinese Dutch Oven.

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    I'm not typing this with my hands...that count?

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    I made my wife cook me dinner and do my laundry,,,

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    After riding for hours in garish figure-hugging colour-coordinated Lounge lycra, I cooked and ate a pizza all by myself. It had many toppings, including meat. Then I slept for the rest of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qatarbhoy View Post
    After riding for hours in garish figure-hugging colour-coordinated Lounge lycra, I cooked and ate a pizza all by myself. It had many toppings, including meat. Then I slept for the rest of the day.
    Are you still living with your parents?

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    I don't need to "do" anything manly. I just wake up.
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    Unlike Roebuck, you do "do" people.
    Maybe Judas did it for a Klondike bar.

    Life in the fast lane with no brakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by TWB8s View Post
    Are you still living with your parents?
    No, a bit over 3000 miles away and on a different continent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    Shoveled ...that has pink kits.
    I read this wrong

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    I climbed around in a drop ceiling running ethernet cable...
    ~ Long Live Long Rides~

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    I test flew a jet, ate a brat and sauerkraut sammie on pretzel bread, then test flew another jet. They let feminine types fly these days so the manly thing was braving our cafeteria and actually eating a brat and sauerkraut sammich.

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    I braved a road where cyclists fear to tread-- and during rush hour on a Friday night at that-- just to get some embrocation; and didn't even wince when earlier today I got my left nipple pinched and stuck between the stem and the headset on a kids scooter thingy I was fixerating. True story. I have the greasy nipple pucker mark on the shirt I was wearing to prove it.

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    I was going to throw the meat on the floor, but the floor was dirty, so I didn't. I did go out and get the mail and found out that the AARP still wants my money.
    Mike

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