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    Attn: Lownje men

    Have you done anything manly today?
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    I scratched myself
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

    "There's no sense being stupid unless you show it."

    "that was like trying to teach a goldfish how to play basketball over the phone."

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    "Evil....is the complete lack of Empathy!"

    ""We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit. " Aristotle

    No one is as bad as the worst thing they have done & no one is as good as the best thing they have done.........think of that when you feel like you understand someone.

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    Is it manly to leave a puddle under yourself after working out?
    (and it was not from "letting go" because you're too lazy to use the can)
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    If your opinion differs from mine, ..........Too bad.
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    How would you like it if Hitler killed you
    Dogbert.

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    Buying parts to hang on your bike is always easier than getting fit.

    If you feel wimpy and weak, get out and train more, ya wee lassie!

    If Jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today!

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    I defrosted some chocolate cream filled mini eclairs.
    You'd be better off with a netbook, they do everything better.

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    I chose free bud light over free michelob ultra.

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    I don't normally "do people." - Dr. Roebuck

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    I got an administrative law judge stoned, sent a freaked out 16 year old to the twilight zone, and drove down the wrong the side of a divided road...that work for ya?

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    I looked at some pron on teh interwebs
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    We just got back from dinner at Oneness-Fountain-Heart vegetarian restaurant, run by the Sri Chinmoy cult. Very relaxing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paralizer View Post
    I got an administrative law judge stoned, sent a freaked out 16 year old to the twilight zone, and drove down the wrong the side of a divided road...that work for ya?
    no........
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

    "There's no sense being stupid unless you show it."

    "that was like trying to teach a goldfish how to play basketball over the phone."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine View Post
    We just got back from dinner at Oneness-Fountain-Heart vegetarian restaurant, run by the Sri Chimoy cult. Very relaxing.
    But...but...

    You're not a man, are you?
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    I just asked John what he did today that's manly. That was his response.

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    I called my boss over to inspect some work I did, then when he got there I farted really loud and acted like nothing happened.

    True story.

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    Christine FTW!
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    these are better than i was expecting, and my expectations were already rather high.

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    I drilled holes in teh walls so I can watch cable on my pc.
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    I just got an email from her saying..."don't worry, they were store bought. a$$hole."
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    Indeed it is. Nothing left of the horse but a sun-bleached skeleton, and still the beating goes on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine View Post
    I just asked John what he did today that's manly. That was his response.
    Oh.

    I see.
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    I spent the night watching my 5 month old son. I got him bathed, fed & asleep while my wife was out shopping.

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    Okay, so he doesn't count as a "lounge man." But he's bike-obsessed and knows about this place.

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    I ate a bag of peanut M&M's.

    Two at a time.

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    I watched a Beyonce video. The song sucked and the video was cringe-inducing.
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    I checked out $60k worth of data acquisition gear out of the instrumentation crib. Should be loads of fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aindreas View Post
    I called my boss over to inspect some work I did, then when he got there I farted really loud and acted like nothing happened.

    True story.
    See what you get for removing the insulation?
    You'd be better off with a netbook, they do everything better.

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    argued with an architect this am. climbed up ladders and looked at stuff. used some tools. am drinking bourbon neat right now, with my dog.

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