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    Avoid Monkeys in Florida Because They Could Give You Killer Herpes

    As many as 30 percent of feral rhesus macaque monkeys living in and outside of Florida state parks are infected with a strain of herpes that’s exceptionally dangerous to humans. Wildlife officials are now calling for the total removal of these free-roaming monkeys from the Sunshine State.

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    awww. cute!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackfrancois View Post
    awww. cute!

    Wonder what percentage of feral humans outside of Florida parks could give you a a dangerous disease? Bet it's close to 30%
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    Well, there goes my weekend plans for some hot monkey love in Boca Raton.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    Well, there goes my weekend plans for some hot monkey love in Boca Raton.
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    I'm gettin' my gun......It's monkey brains tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by saf-t View Post
    As many as 30 percent of feral rhesus macaque monkeys living in and outside of Florida state parks are infected with a strain of herpes that’s exceptionally dangerous to humans.
    Bonus points for using macaque and herpes in the same sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Bonus points for using macaque and herpes in the same sentence.

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    I tried to come up with something that also included a reference to frozen iguanas but just couldn't pull it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    Well, there goes my weekend plans for some hot monkey love in Boca Raton.
    you have a better than 70 percent chance of survival.


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