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    Quote Originally Posted by SPlKE View Post
    One might reasonably conclude that the solar system was farted out of The Great Cow, a deity which many of us believe created the entire universe.
    I guess that about wraps it up for the Great Green Arkleseizure then... nobody's going to buy into that after you offer them a cow as an alternative Creator of the Universe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SPlKE View Post
    I dunno. Neptune is made of methane. Jupiter and Saturn have moons that host frozen-methane-spewing volcanoes. Pluto has deserts covered in dunes made up of "sand" that is granular frozen methane. And the list goes on.

    One might reasonably conclude that the solar system was farted out of The Great Cow, a deity which many of us believe created the entire universe.
    I read Hawking's book and I have to say it totally glossed over the whole Great Cow theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveG View Post
    I read Hawking's book and I have to say it totally glossed over the whole Great Cow theory.
    All due respect to Dr. Hawking, Great Cow math is a pretty major puzzler that has stumped the best of 'em... Einstein, Newton, all the eggheads.

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    cows make methane as a byproduct of making cheese, so I am going with mars is made of cheese TOO!
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    cows make methane as a byproduct of making cheese, so I am going with mars is made of cheese TOO!
    Now you're just being silly.

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    btw, imo the chances of intelligent life on mars may well be greater than the chance of intelligent life right here on our own planet....but I am still looking anyhow.
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

    "There's no sense being stupid unless you show it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SPlKE View Post
    Now you're just being silly.
    not at all, it's science......

    (btw, diploma's for sale text DeVos at 1-800-stay stupid)
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

    "There's no sense being stupid unless you show it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Touch0Gray View Post
    btw, imo the chances of intelligent life on mars may well be greater than the chance of intelligent life right here on our own planet....but I am still looking anyhow.
    It's all speculation until the Giant Face on Mars starts talking.

    "Enough with the friggen rovers already!" is what I think its first words will be.

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