Bikes Direct...

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct sells bikes to Flatbar.

[S2H]

Bikes Direct got a Mac.

[tihsepa]

Bikes Direct made me start calling everyone "Sarge".

[tihsepa]

I have nipples that can cut grass.


Thanks Bikes Direct.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct is Tyler Hamilton's vanished twin.

[mopartodd]

I have a pal who wants to start riding. He's on a budget and refuses to adhere to my advice suggesting a GOOD used bike form Craigslist. As such, he's discovered Bikes Direct. Has nayone actually bought a bike through BD and how was/is it?

It was a good experience. The bike shipped quickly, arrived undamaged and was really close on the initial tune. I went over the entire bike prior to riding it, making sure everything had been torqued properly and had Loctite and antiseize where it needed it. I've put over 500 miles on it in the last 5 weeks and the only thing it has needed was the occassional twist on a barrel adjuster.

If your friend has a good idea of what size they need, then they will probably be okay.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct is only one all-beef patty with special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame-seed bun.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bike's Direct'll make you shoot your eye out.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct doesn't support our troops.

[tihsepa]

I restore El Caminos.

Thanks Bikes Direct.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct causes flats. On purpose.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct is trying to reverse the direction of the spin of the Earth, to make the sun come up in the west. So far Bikes Direct's efforts have been unsuccessful.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct knows where Jimmy Hoffa is living.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct is lobbying Shimano to develop a 16-speed cassette.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct throws like a girl.

[Lotophage]

Bikes direct bikes handle better because they have slammed stems.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct will kick sand in your face when you fall asleep at the beach.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct doesn't think babies are cute.

[Lotophage]

Bikes direct rescues puppies from burning buildings.

[Lotophage]

when bikes direct kisses a baby, the baby stops crying.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct will let you fall off the wagon. Not only fall off, Bikes Direct probably pushed you off.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct is directly responsible for 2/3 of the US tax code.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct has an extensive collection of elephant ivory.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct will let dingos eat your baby.

[My Own Private Idaho]

Bikes Direct doesn't think Monty Python is funny.