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    Bud Light Lime

    is disgusting. Also, my roommate is hooking up with a chubby girl on my air mattress while I'm sitting beside them in a lawn chair. We're watching Tropic Thunder on my girlfriends tv, which is resting on the floor since there's no furniture in the apartment yet. Fun times all around.



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    grab his ankle and pull him off when it's ur turn. or slap his ass and yell "hit the corners!", not that i've ever done that before...
    you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug

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    We are now bowling with the BLL cans and a giantroll of toilet paper. This
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    you may have unwittingly just been knighted the *new* gutfiddle. We've been waiting for you, my child.








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    life is too short

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    omg

    here's what you do...

    while roomy and gf are boning, sneak up VERY quietly behind them...have roomy go outside, while you sneak into boning position with his gf (very quickly and sneakily), then have roomy go outside and wave at gf.

    hilarity will ensue.

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    wait! thats not B-Rose in your avatar is it???

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    Andrew1 gets the "Noob of teh Month" Award for this post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji
    omg

    here's what you do...
    while roomy and gf are boning, sneak up VERY quietly behind them...have roomy go outside, while you sneak into boning position with his gf (very quickly and sneakily), then have roomy go outside and wave at gf.
    hilarity will ensue.
    I played ball with a pair of twins, Terry and Barry, who used to do this all the time. One of them would initiate the action, then "go to the bathroom" or something and the other would slip in. There are dozens of woman around San Jose who've had one more sex partner than they realize.
    I thought it was a lot funnier when I was 19 than I do now that I have a daughter....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cory
    I played ball with a pair of twins, Terry and Barry, who used to do this all the time. One of them would initiate the action, then "go to the bathroom" or something and the other would slip in. There are dozens of woman around San Jose who've had one more sex partner than they realize.
    I thought it was a lot funnier when I was 19 than I do now that I have a daughter....
    so monozygotic twins have identical penisus aswell, interesting...
    you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug

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    who won at bowling?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew1
    is disgusting. Also, my roommate is hooking up with a chubby girl on my air mattress while I'm sitting beside them in a lawn chair. We're watching Tropic Thunder on my girlfriends tv, which is resting on the floor since there's no furniture in the apartment yet. Fun times all around.




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    You can bait slug traps with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marc
    OLD NEWS: Budweiser products are cheap&awful American P*ss Water.

    fixed that for you, Marc. Actually, p!ss water is preferrable to Bud, IMO
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustTooBig
    fixed that for you, Marc. Actually, p!ss water is preferrable to Bud, IMO
    I thought the [sarcasm][/sarcasm] HTML tags were implied.
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    Who the f&ck ever came up with that sh*t? "Let's see; we'll take a really tasteless beer and add some lime to make it absolutely disgusting." WTF??
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    Yeah, slugs have no taste

    Quote Originally Posted by GTDave
    You can bait slug traps with it
    I once used a bottle of 5 year old Bud to bait a slug trap (actually just an old pie tin) and the dumb things still drank it, yuck

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    buddy, if the chubby gal wants to guzzle bud light lime to lose her inhibitions then you get her some ****ing bud light lime and you drink it with her w/ a smile on ur face and see where the night leads.
    you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug

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    Quote Originally Posted by gutfiddle
    buddy, if the chubby gal wants to guzzle bud light lime to lose her inhibitions then you get her some ****ing bud light lime and you drink it with her w/ a smile on ur face and see where the night leads.
    Exactly. I mainly drink vodka, as the beer I like is not conducive to living on a college-kid budget. My roomie let me drink the BLL for free, so I figured I'd at least try it. It was so bad I made it through 1 and a half.

    My roommate won at toilet paper bowling...he's better than me at real bowling too (195 average to my 170). We really need a dart board.

    My roommate has somewhat of an abrasive personality, but he's a ladies man (probably just because he's an athlete at a D1 school...kid is stinky). So chubby girl started crying at some point late last night, and tried to climb in MY bed. Since I am mostly not an emotional nutcase and have a stable girlfriend I would like to keep around, I had to hydroplane across town in rain of Biblical proportions to get her to her apartment. I really, really hope this happens on a regular basis...getting a full night's sleep before intense intervals is way overrated


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    Quote Originally Posted by gutfiddle
    buddy, if the chubby gal wants to guzzle bud light lime and take a couple of Soma and pass out in your lawn to lose her inhibitions then you get her some ****ing bud light lime and you drink it with her w/ a smile on ur face and see where the night leads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew1


    Edited for typos.
    NEVAR EDIT FOR TYPOS NOOBSAUCE>
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    Quote Originally Posted by jupiterrn
    NEVAR EDIT FOR TYPOS NOOBSAUCE>
    It wasn't even really a typo...more a clarity issue. I said "my roomie bought the BLL for free" which is clearly nonsensical.





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