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    Catzilla! I have the cake for your bambino shower!

    You want chocolate? Ice cream with that?

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    Nice.
    It's funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

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    I think I just spit something up.
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    The ones I made had a poo tang.

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    I'd hit it.


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    They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us
    While fountains fill with second-hand perfume and sodden trading stamps
    They'll hang the bullies and the louts that dampen down the day" - EC

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDaddio
    I'd hit it.


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    Heh. That is awesome. If I were having a baby shower, I would totally have to get that cake.

    But, after watching the birthing videos last night, I think I might need some raspberry sauce and a delicious pepperoni placenta to go with that.
    Cats just don't feel safe on a moving bicycle, no matter how much duct tape you use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catzilla
    Heh. That is awesome. If I were having a baby shower, I would totally have to get that cake.

    But, after watching the birthing videos last night, I think I might need some raspberry sauce and a delicious pepperoni placenta to go with that.
    When we were in our hippy dippy doula class they talked about making a tea out of the placenta...ahem...no thanks.

    http://www.unhinderedliving.com/placentaessence.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    When we were in our hippy dippy doula class they talked about making a tea out of the placenta...ahem...no thanks.
    Yeah, that's just gross. Plus, if you use the placenta for tea, you won't have enough left over to make placenta jerky.

    Cats just don't feel safe on a moving bicycle, no matter how much duct tape you use.

    Yup, I've geeked out and started a blog: www.adventuresinprocreating.blogspot.com

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    Hey, my wife is/was a doula, and she *never* suggested that. Gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unclefuzzy_ss
    Hey, my wife is/was a doula, and she *never* suggested that. Gross.
    Hell...I didn't even want to cut the umbilical cord. I figure they aren't giving me a discount to do that so why not let a qualified person do it?
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    well, thankfully our doula never suggested that.

    and yes, that cake would need to have a peperoni and a little rasberry sauce.

    ps - i did catch the baby and cut the cord, two wonderful things, imo, but each to his/her own

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    That [cutting the cord] was weird. It was real 'meaty'. There was definite resistance to the scissors as I was cutting through it.
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    Or Lord Vader, rocking your baby to sleep...


    But why wait--you could make fetus cookies now....


    What? You're doing water birth? Never fear, we have cake for that, too...
    DFL>DNF>DNS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Hell...I didn't even want to cut the umbilical cord. I figure they aren't giving me a discount to do that so why not let a qualified person do it?
    I almost passed out when they put the IVs in so that disqualified me!

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