Sticky turd butt is the worst. Especially if you have hardwood that they like to use for butt dragging. Nothing like poopy landing strips all over your living room!
“To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit — ever. They’re like the Viet Cong — Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower.”