Monkhouse: I want to go like my dad did, peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
AM999: Romney 320 Electoral votes, Obama 218. Colorado professors' prediction model, 100% accurate since 1980.
Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo. EJD: Modern-day conservatism isn't conservatism. It's reaction rooted in deep pessimism that isn't in keeping with the American character. Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day, it blew my teenage mind.