I have a new avatar. On Sunday I was enjoying my last ride in Sardinia when I heard the bells of a goat herd. I stopped to take a picture and this goat took it personally. It just stared at me like it was looking into my soul. Probably. Firsttrax will have fun with it.
I think that pygmy goats are awesome, and I want one as a pet. All other goats are pretty creepy.
joe
'They say gold paint on the palace gates comes from the teeth of pensioners
They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us
While fountains fill with second-hand perfume and sodden trading stamps
They'll hang the bullies and the louts that dampen down the day" - EC
My dad had a pet spider monkey wen he was a kid. They're a lot of work.
joe
'They say gold paint on the palace gates comes from the teeth of pensioners
They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us
While fountains fill with second-hand perfume and sodden trading stamps
They'll hang the bullies and the louts that dampen down the day" - EC
My dad had a pet spider monkey wen he was a kid. They're a lot of work.
joe
I wasn't talking spider monkeys. I was talkin real monkeys. Like chimps, or orang utans. But I think I like chimps - like those in the movies that play hockey and teh like.
Monkeys are coolz..
What say I get you a pygmy goat for Christmas and you get me a monkey that's fun and smart too. ?
Originally Posted by tconrady
If I can get some more tomorrow.... I thought it'd grow on me but I'm not feelin' it....wait..
Allez United!
Glory, Glory Man United, and the Reds go marching on!
'They say gold paint on the palace gates comes from the teeth of pensioners
They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us
While fountains fill with second-hand perfume and sodden trading stamps
They'll hang the bullies and the louts that dampen down the day" - EC
It was thinking very hard trying to figure out whether you're edible or not. It would have tried anyway in a minute or so. Most goats are too dumb to skip the "figgering real hard" bit.
Originally posted by thatsmybush:
I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."
I wasn't talking spider monkeys. I was talkin real monkeys. Like chimps, or orang utans. But I think I like chimps - like those in the movies that play hockey and teh like.
Chimps, orangutans and humans are not monkeys, they are apes.
Mike
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I wasn't talking spider monkeys. I was talkin real monkeys. Like chimps, or orang utans. But I think I like chimps - like those in the movies that play hockey and teh like.
Monkeys are coolz..
What say I get you a pygmy goat for Christmas and you get me a monkey that's fun and smart too. ?
You're talking apes, and they make great pets until they are big enough to rip your head off like you were your kid sister's barbie doll. Chimps do all sorts of cute things dressed up real cute when they are young, but when puberty kicks in they show what they really are: wild animals. Ever see footage of an adult chimp playing hockey?
Originally posted by thatsmybush:
I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."
I have a new avatar. On Sunday I was enjoying my last ride in Sardinia when I heard the bells of a goat herd. I stopped to take a picture and this goat took it personally. It just stared at me like it was looking into my soul. Probably. Firsttrax will have fun with it.
I like goats
Big Fan of the Callipygian Way
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Welll...... They aree... But.... I think I prefer chimpz... Though I'd take one nonetheless..
How'd he keep it as a pet anyway? That is like well, so cool.
So, about the christmas gift. Up for it? Eh? Eh?
It apparently lived in the enclosed porch at my grandparent's house. It loved my dad, but didn't like anyone else, so I think that's why they got rid of it.
And next time I start dealing in illegal animals you'll be the first to know.
joe
'They say gold paint on the palace gates comes from the teeth of pensioners
They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us
While fountains fill with second-hand perfume and sodden trading stamps
They'll hang the bullies and the louts that dampen down the day" - EC
When do you leave Bill? Anymore travels before your departure?
I am supposed to leave in less than a week, but I may hang around a little while to do some briefs with the Italians. I hope the briefs are in Rome, I would like to go back. I need to get my good uniforms pressed.
You're talking apes, and they make great pets until they are big enough to rip your head off like you were your kid sister's barbie doll. Chimps do all sorts of cute things dressed up real cute when they are young, but when puberty kicks in they show what they really are: wild animals. Ever see footage of an adult chimp playing hockey?
Yeah that's true.
Ok spider monkey it is then....
Well, I could always get a trained chimp...
Originally Posted by tconrady
If I can get some more tomorrow.... I thought it'd grow on me but I'm not feelin' it....wait..
Allez United!
Glory, Glory Man United, and the Reds go marching on!
I have a new avatar. On Sunday I was enjoying my last ride in Sardinia when I heard the bells of a goat herd. I stopped to take a picture and this goat took it personally. It just stared at me like it was looking into my soul. Probably. Firsttrax will have fun with it.
If it starts asking you to kill, beware.
"I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking
Get thee to the nearest serious zoo and talk to the primatologist if you are into monkeys/apes. Most biologists are stark raving enthousiasts about their particular niche and more than happy to share their knowledge with members of the interested public.
Originally posted by thatsmybush:
I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."
After further review of the goat picture, I have concluded that it might be Osama Bin Laden in disguise. Notify Homeland Security.
Mike
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You may starch my jumper
Hang it upside your wall
You know by that, baby
I need my ashes hauled.
After further review of the goat picture, I have concluded that it might be Osama Bin Laden in disguise. Notify Homeland Security.
Hmm, tricky. Considering that it is the holy month of Ramadan, would OBL disguised as a goat have abstained from eating during daylight hours, or gorge itself on purpose in a desperate attempt to keep the cover having recognized Bigbill as a US service man?
Originally posted by thatsmybush:
I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."
I have a new avatar. On Sunday I was enjoying my last ride in Sardinia when I heard the bells of a goat herd. I stopped to take a picture and this goat took it personally. It just stared at me like it was looking into my soul. Probably. Firsttrax will have fun with it.
All I can think is tacos. Almost every animal is tasty in a corn tortilla with some onions, cilantro, and red chili sauce.
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