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    Demon Goat

    I have a new avatar. On Sunday I was enjoying my last ride in Sardinia when I heard the bells of a goat herd. I stopped to take a picture and this goat took it personally. It just stared at me like it was looking into my soul. Probably. Firsttrax will have fun with it.
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    I think that pygmy goats are awesome, and I want one as a pet. All other goats are pretty creepy.




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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDaddio
    I think that pygmy goats are awesome, and I want one as a pet. All other goats are pretty creepy.




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    I want a monkey as a pet. I like monkeys.

    As in, seriously.
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    If I can get some more tomorrow.... I thought it'd grow on me but I'm not feelin' it....wait..
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    Quote Originally Posted by uzziefly
    I want a monkey as a pet. I like monkeys.

    As in, seriously.

    I'm serious too!


    My dad had a pet spider monkey wen he was a kid. They're a lot of work.





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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDaddio
    I'm serious too!


    My dad had a pet spider monkey wen he was a kid. They're a lot of work.





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    I wasn't talking spider monkeys. I was talkin real monkeys. Like chimps, or orang utans. But I think I like chimps - like those in the movies that play hockey and teh like.

    Monkeys are coolz..

    What say I get you a pygmy goat for Christmas and you get me a monkey that's fun and smart too. ?
    Quote Originally Posted by tconrady
    If I can get some more tomorrow.... I thought it'd grow on me but I'm not feelin' it....wait..
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    You sayin a spider monkey isn't a real monkey?!




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    It was thinking very hard trying to figure out whether you're edible or not. It would have tried anyway in a minute or so. Most goats are too dumb to skip the "figgering real hard" bit.
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    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeDaddio
    You sayin a spider monkey isn't a real monkey?!




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    Welll...... They aree... But.... I think I prefer chimpz... Though I'd take one nonetheless..


    How'd he keep it as a pet anyway? That is like well, so cool.

    So, about the christmas gift. Up for it? Eh? Eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by tconrady
    If I can get some more tomorrow.... I thought it'd grow on me but I'm not feelin' it....wait..
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    Quote Originally Posted by uzziefly
    I wasn't talking spider monkeys. I was talkin real monkeys. Like chimps, or orang utans. But I think I like chimps - like those in the movies that play hockey and teh like.
    Chimps, orangutans and humans are not monkeys, they are apes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uzziefly
    I wasn't talking spider monkeys. I was talkin real monkeys. Like chimps, or orang utans. But I think I like chimps - like those in the movies that play hockey and teh like.

    Monkeys are coolz..

    What say I get you a pygmy goat for Christmas and you get me a monkey that's fun and smart too. ?
    You're talking apes, and they make great pets until they are big enough to rip your head off like you were your kid sister's barbie doll. Chimps do all sorts of cute things dressed up real cute when they are young, but when puberty kicks in they show what they really are: wild animals. Ever see footage of an adult chimp playing hockey?
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbill
    I have a new avatar. On Sunday I was enjoying my last ride in Sardinia when I heard the bells of a goat herd. I stopped to take a picture and this goat took it personally. It just stared at me like it was looking into my soul. Probably. Firsttrax will have fun with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uzziefly
    Welll...... They aree... But.... I think I prefer chimpz... Though I'd take one nonetheless..


    How'd he keep it as a pet anyway? That is like well, so cool.

    So, about the christmas gift. Up for it? Eh? Eh?

    It apparently lived in the enclosed porch at my grandparent's house. It loved my dad, but didn't like anyone else, so I think that's why they got rid of it.

    And next time I start dealing in illegal animals you'll be the first to know.




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    Quote Originally Posted by wayneanneli
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    I am supposed to leave in less than a week, but I may hang around a little while to do some briefs with the Italians. I hope the briefs are in Rome, I would like to go back. I need to get my good uniforms pressed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rogger
    You're talking apes, and they make great pets until they are big enough to rip your head off like you were your kid sister's barbie doll. Chimps do all sorts of cute things dressed up real cute when they are young, but when puberty kicks in they show what they really are: wild animals. Ever see footage of an adult chimp playing hockey?
    Yeah that's true.

    Ok spider monkey it is then....

    Well, I could always get a trained chimp...
    Quote Originally Posted by tconrady
    If I can get some more tomorrow.... I thought it'd grow on me but I'm not feelin' it....wait..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeBiker
    Chimps, orangutans and humans are not monkeys, they are apes.
    DOH!

    My mistake there my good ape. I mean, man..
    Quote Originally Posted by tconrady
    If I can get some more tomorrow.... I thought it'd grow on me but I'm not feelin' it....wait..
    Allez United!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbill
    I have a new avatar. On Sunday I was enjoying my last ride in Sardinia when I heard the bells of a goat herd. I stopped to take a picture and this goat took it personally. It just stared at me like it was looking into my soul. Probably. Firsttrax will have fun with it.
    If it starts asking you to kill, beware.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uzziefly
    Yeah that's true.

    Ok spider monkey it is then....

    Well, I could always get a trained chimp...
    Get thee to the nearest serious zoo and talk to the primatologist if you are into monkeys/apes. Most biologists are stark raving enthousiasts about their particular niche and more than happy to share their knowledge with members of the interested public.
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    After further review of the goat picture, I have concluded that it might be Osama Bin Laden in disguise. Notify Homeland Security.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeBiker
    After further review of the goat picture, I have concluded that it might be Osama Bin Laden in disguise. Notify Homeland Security.
    Hmm, tricky. Considering that it is the holy month of Ramadan, would OBL disguised as a goat have abstained from eating during daylight hours, or gorge itself on purpose in a desperate attempt to keep the cover having recognized Bigbill as a US service man?
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    That goat can really take a dump! Look at those piles!

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    talk about demon goats!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbill
    I have a new avatar. On Sunday I was enjoying my last ride in Sardinia when I heard the bells of a goat herd. I stopped to take a picture and this goat took it personally. It just stared at me like it was looking into my soul. Probably. Firsttrax will have fun with it.
    All I can think is tacos. Almost every animal is tasty in a corn tortilla with some onions, cilantro, and red chili sauce.
    Balls.

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