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    Distance bumper stickers...

    I might be alone in this, but I get so annoyed with the runners/triathletes who put those distance bumper stickers on their cars with 26.2, 6.2, 140.6, ect. I was thinking it'd be funny to make an ironic version of those, and naturally someone has already done that. I want one of these-

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    While I'm hating on those, I also dislike the little stick figure families that allow people to brag about how their daughter is a ballerina and their dog is a golden doodle.

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    I once saw a stick-figure family where a stick-figure man was putting a stick-figure bullet through their stick-figure heads. It was awesome. Please note that it was advocating violence toward stick-figure families and not actual-human families.

    One of my personal favorites (probably posted here originally):
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    That is probably the best bumper sticker I have ever seen, thank you!

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    Best one I saw was a man, woman, and bag of money.
    (edit...found a version of it)

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    yeah, I also hate it that people are doing something besides sitting on their couch.

    stupid people being proud of themselves....the nerve.
    I know we just met and this is crazy....

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    Can someone make me a metric century bumper sticker?
    "I felt bad because I couldn't wheelie; until I met a man with no bicycle"

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    Awesome, totally awesome!



    Quote Originally Posted by Dan333sp View Post
    While I'm hating on those, I also dislike the little stick figure families that allow people to brag about how their daughter is a ballerina and their dog is a golden doodle.
    "I felt bad because I couldn't wheelie; until I met a man with no bicycle"

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    hating on a decal that indicates someone participates in an athletic activity...?

    with all the truly hate-worthy stuff in the world, you pick THAT...? that's pretty messed up thinking.

    PM me, I can furnish you with a loooong list of stuff that deserves serious disapproval.
    eff all y'all...

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    edit: Nobody needs to read my sappy story.
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    As a DINK, this makes my heart sing

    Quote Originally Posted by drussell View Post
    Best one I saw was a man, woman, and bag of money.
    (edit...found a version of it)


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    OK, hate was not PC. I personally don't care for such stickers, and I find the ironic versions very amusing, but I respect the accomplishment that earned the athletes the right to put it on their cars. I'll reserve hate for famine, subjugation of women, genocide, and recumbents.

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    meh..

    bad driving pisses me off. bumper sticker, not so much.
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    Saw a stick figure family with the male removed and replaced with "Apply Within".

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    Quote Originally Posted by nOOky View Post
    Can someone make me a metric century bumper sticker?
    derp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    As a DINK, this makes my heart sing
    I want this one but with a circle and a line thru the money and a baby next to it.

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    Honestly, I don't see as many bumper stickers these days.
    * posted by Creakybot 2013 all rights reserved.
    * not actually waterproof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oxtox View Post
    hating on a decal that indicates someone participates in an athletic activity...?

    with all the truly hate-worthy stuff in the world, you pick THAT...? that's pretty messed up thinking.

    PM me, I can furnish you with a loooong list of stuff that deserves serious disapproval.
    This /\ I think pretty much any political propaganda type bumper stickers are much more worthy of hating on.
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    Always thought this one was funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oxtox View Post
    hating on a decal that indicates someone participates in an athletic activity...?

    with all the truly hate-worthy stuff in the world, you pick THAT...? that's pretty messed up thinking.

    PM me, I can furnish you with a loooong list of stuff that deserves serious disapproval.
    Unless the athletic activity is swimming, 6.2 ain't nothing to brag about. It's the equivalent of "My child is a C student".

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    Bumper stickers are like The Lounge. You take what you need, you think some things are funny and ignore others that offend you, and you don't get your knickers in a wad over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superjesus View Post
    edit: Nobody needs to read my sappy story.
    Now, there, there sj, we like sappy.
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    Hating on stickers. I want so badly to put my "R-Evolve" on the car.........but 1) I bought it off my born-again MIL, and 2) am afraid of the car getting scratched or something.

    I like seeing stickers, yeah I can hate on certain ones, but I love it when I see others that make me laugh or feel like somebody else shares a passion.

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