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    don't throw your meat in a Newcastle, Wy. freezer

    PA frowns upon truck drivers having sex in tollbooths, and the state of Utah is cool with bestiality (as long as no one’s trying to make a buck, that is).
    The bizarre and specific nature of these laws have us wondering just how — and how often — they are actually enforced. And if there are any Wyoming residents planning on have standing sex in a walk-in meat freezer tonight — make other plans.
    1. Anniston, Alabama: If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.
    2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.
    3. Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat.
    4. Newcastle, Wyoming: Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.
    5. Tremonton, Utah: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. Um... discrimination, anyone?
    6. Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
    7. Bozeman, Montana: All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown is illegal — if they're nude.
    8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
    9. Utah: Sex with an animal — unless performed for profit — is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.
    10. Oxford, Ohio: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
    11. Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish — ladies, apparently, you’re in the clear.


    Read more: Weird Sex Laws in America - Strangest Sex Law in the US - Marie Claire
    Weird Sex Laws in America - Strangest Sex Law in the US - Marie Claire
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    Quote Originally Posted by moschika View Post
    8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
    Can you shoot it right before you start like a track race?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moschika View Post
    8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

    define..."shoot off your gun.."
    I know we just met and this is crazy....

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    I have been to Newcastle, WY many times. There are not a lot of people there with whom you'd want to have sex. If you find someone, you gotta get it while the getting's good.

    On an unrelated note, when I was in high school a co-worker at my grocery store was fired for masturbating in the dairy cooler.
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    no wonder the sheep in Utah are so skittish
    Whenever the legislators endeavour to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience, and are left to the common refuge which God hath provided for all men against force and violence - John Locke

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    I try not to throw my meat anywhere.
    C'est dommage que je sois un ignorant, car je vous citerais une foule de choses ; mais je ne sais rien.

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    And some think we need more gubment....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemonlime View Post
    I have been to Newcastle, WY many times. There are not a lot of people there with whom you'd want to have sex. If you find someone, you gotta get it while the getting's good.

    On an unrelated note, when I was in high school a co-worker at my grocery store was fired for masturbating in the dairy cooler.
    Was this at a family owned grocery store in Fort Collins, CO?

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