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    don't throw your meat in a Newcastle, Wy. freezer

    PA frowns upon truck drivers having sex in tollbooths, and the state of Utah is cool with bestiality (as long as no one’s trying to make a buck, that is).
    The bizarre and specific nature of these laws have us wondering just how — and how often — they are actually enforced. And if there are any Wyoming residents planning on have standing sex in a walk-in meat freezer tonight — make other plans.
    1. Anniston, Alabama: If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.
    2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.
    3. Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat.
    4. Newcastle, Wyoming: Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.
    5. Tremonton, Utah: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. Um... discrimination, anyone?
    6. Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
    7. Bozeman, Montana: All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown is illegal — if they're nude.
    8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
    9. Utah: Sex with an animal — unless performed for profit — is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.
    10. Oxford, Ohio: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
    11. Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish — ladies, apparently, you’re in the clear.


    Read more: Weird Sex Laws in America - Strangest Sex Law in the US - Marie Claire
    Weird Sex Laws in America - Strangest Sex Law in the US - Marie Claire
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    Quote Originally Posted by moschika View Post
    8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
    Can you shoot it right before you start like a track race?

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    Quote Originally Posted by moschika View Post
    8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

    define..."shoot off your gun.."
    I know we just met and this is crazy....

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    I have been to Newcastle, WY many times. There are not a lot of people there with whom you'd want to have sex. If you find someone, you gotta get it while the getting's good.

    On an unrelated note, when I was in high school a co-worker at my grocery store was fired for masturbating in the dairy cooler.
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    no wonder the sheep in Utah are so skittish

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    I try not to throw my meat anywhere.
    C'est dommage que je sois un ignorant, car je vous citerais une foule de choses ; mais je ne sais rien.

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    And some think we need more gubment....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemonlime View Post
    I have been to Newcastle, WY many times. There are not a lot of people there with whom you'd want to have sex. If you find someone, you gotta get it while the getting's good.

    On an unrelated note, when I was in high school a co-worker at my grocery store was fired for masturbating in the dairy cooler.
    Was this at a family owned grocery store in Fort Collins, CO?

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