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    Dutchman, dominoes and the sparrow


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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkcooper
    paging dave winfield, dave winfield to amsterdam please

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    Only in America, at least that is what we used to think. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrider
    Only in America, at least that is what we used to think. LOL
    aw, give Amerika some credit, i mean, if it had been here, they would have shot the bird with a big enough gun that there would be nothing left of it. D@mn pansy euros with their air rifles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lousylegs
    aw, give Amerika some credit, i mean, if it had been here, they would have shot the bird with a big enough gun that there would be nothing left of it. D@mn pansy euros with their air rifles.
    That was hella good shooting. A sparrow, unless laden by a coconut, is a fast, flittery little bird. Compound it with the tension surrounding the event, the pressure from the crowd, the loss of the dominoes, international focus,,, Talk about a marksman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkcooper
    That was hella good shooting. A sparrow, unless laden by a coconut, is a fast, flittery little bird. Compound it with the tension surrounding the event, the pressure from the crowd, the loss of the dominoes, international focus,,, Talk about a marksman.
    African or European Swallow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    African or European Swallow?
    I think they're all equal, when they're DEAD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    Well I know about barn swallows. Those damn things were everywhere when I grew up. Building their dirty mud nests all over the place.
    you must have had such a tough childhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkcooper
    I think they're all equal, when they're DEAD!
    Well I know about barn swallows. Those damn things were everywhere when I grew up. Building their dirty mud nests all over the place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    African or European Swallow?
    since you had to go and start with this, he is the answer to the air speed velocity:

    http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

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    truer words have not been spoken...

    Quote Originally Posted by lousylegs
    aw, give Amerika some credit, i mean, if it had been here, they would have shot the bird with a big enough gun that there would be nothing left of it. D@mn pansy euros with their air rifles.
    You have seen the posts here about the shooting of rabbits and my mole thread. Oh yeah, I'd go Chuck Norris with the M-60 on that mole. Man, I'd probably nuke the whole damn place if he knocked over my dominoes too. Varmits suck. Coop, do moles burn?
    so sayeth the funk....

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    nah gotta go Death Camp on them moles

    run a hose to a 2 stroke motorcycle exhaust pipe and put the other end in their hole.
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    still not figgering on biggering

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    Quote Originally Posted by funknuggets
    Coop, do moles burn?
    Voles do...our dog dug one up when we were camping a year ago. We threw what was left of its carcass on the campfire. It burned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by funknuggets
    You have seen the posts here about the shooting of rabbits and my mole thread. Oh yeah, I'd go Chuck Norris with the M-60 on that mole. Man, I'd probably nuke the whole damn place if he knocked over my dominoes too. Varmits suck. Coop, do moles burn?
    pour enough gasoline on it and anything will burn, "flaming moles" sounds like some sort of leftist coast punk band

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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    African or European Swallow?
    What's the air speed.......?

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    Quote Originally Posted by funknuggets
    Coop, do moles burn?
    Don't know if moles or voles burn, but given enough encouragement I KNOW that chipmunks will...


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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkcooper
    Don't know if moles or voles burn, but given enough encouragement I KNOW that chipmunks will...

    man that's gotta be one stoned chipmunk after hitting that. it'd be like you or i hitting a bong with a bowl the size of our heads!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    man that's gotta be one stoned chipmunk after hitting that. it'd be like you or i hitting a bong with a bowl the size of our heads!
    So I take it that you never made a bong out of a carpeting tube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkcooper
    So I take it that you never made a bong out of a carpeting tube.
    no, but just try and make a bigger bong than this:

    http://modernduck.com/bong/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    no, but just try and make a bigger bong than this:

    http://modernduck.com/bong/
    That's like posting pics of Pamela Sue Anderson after I post pics of J's future wife. One's real, the other's not.

    Or visa versa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thinkcooper
    That's like posting pics of Pamela Sue Anderson after I post pics of J's future wife. One's real, the other's not.

    Or visa versa.
    this guy failed in his quest... but it would have made a magnificent bong methinks:

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=661683
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    this guy failed in his quest... but it would have made a magnificent bong methinks:

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=661683
    Before getting busted, he made decent headway on the project. I bet out of anyone he could actually answer the question "How much does a head weigh?"

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    Last edited by rogger; 08-10-2011 at 11:15 AM.
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogger
    you have to be a member for a couple of years and show up every week before you can get a permit to keep your gun at home, locked up separately from your ammo. Just simple handguns and rifles are allowed, single shot is the limit.
    I know the NRA'ers are cringing at this, but to me it makes some sense. Why not require some instruction before a person can posess a deadly weapon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    I know the NRA'ers are cringing at this, but to me it makes some sense. Why not require some instruction before a person can posess a deadly weapon?
    well, i still say, if your going to do the job, at least do the job right, and make sure that pesky little birdy ain't flying anymore.

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