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    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LWP View Post
    Researchers recently discovered new DNA in goats that they named the Billy gene. It makes them think the kid is not their son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SauronHimself View Post
    Researchers recently discovered new DNA in goats that they named the Billy gene. It makes them think the kid is not their son.
    I tried to rep you for that but it is written that I must go forth and proclaim my reps among the heathens in order that I might again giveth them unto the worthy.
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    German Star Wars is better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LWP View Post
    I've actually been conducting clinical studies on the effects of bestiality with dogs.


    If you need me, I'll be in my lab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SauronHimself View Post
    I've actually been conducting clinical studies on the effects of bestiality with dogs.


    If you need me, I'll be in my lab.
    Awful. But, you sir, have won the Internet for the day.

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    I debated if I should post this only in PO, but I decided I should scar as many people as possible.

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    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    Written in 1916 by Ukrainian composer Mykola Leontovich and titled “Shchedryk,” the song tells the tale of a swallow flying into a household to proclaim the plentiful year that the family will have. The song's title is derived from the Ukrainian word “shchedryj,” which means “bountiful.”Dec 13, 2004

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    Ghurarmu shirkush’ agh azgushu. Zant ya apakurizak. Gűl-n’ anakhizak.

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    It's the last day of my work week, I've got 2 liters of homemade eggnog, and I'm picking up a pistol from my grandfather's estate tonight! Onward, buttercup! There's ****ery to spread!
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    well, there's interracial, and then there's, "Holy sh**!!"...

    Monkhouse: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    System: Fake news?? Trump's a Fake President, for God's sake.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Homer: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SauronHimself View Post
    Thanks, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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    Ghurarmu shirkush’ agh azgushu. Zant ya apakurizak. Gűl-n’ anakhizak.

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    In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
    Ben Franklin -Tis curious and amazing to observe how distinct and independent of each other the rattles of this animal are, and yet how firmly they are united together
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    Ghurarmu shirkush’ agh azgushu. Zant ya apakurizak. Gűl-n’ anakhizak.

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    And now for a Freakout Friday #MeLikewise moment.

    Warning: These lyrics are not approved for performance in a Safe Spacetm.
    Triggertm Alert: These lyrics deal with The Male Gazetm of the 1960s and may triggertm unpleasant thoughts.
    Also note: The singer has extremely bad teeth, and may have something like a potato or beanbag shoved down his trousers!

    Last edited by SPlKE; 01-12-2018 at 02:02 PM. Reason: Added more warnings. For the love of all we hold dear, Think of the Children! But not in an inappropriate way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post
    URLs not working
    Works now.


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