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    God's roach clip

    My wife works at a church. She often gets samples of religious kitch. Some is diabetes-inducing saccharine, some is just awful, some is disturbing, and then there's this.....
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    I'd hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty2Hotty
    I'd hit it.
    That is the point after all, for once.

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    Cha-ching.

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    Are you sure that object is just not a paper weight and the clip holds the pastor's pen. I think the pastor should use it at the pulpit on Sunday; see how it goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lot8con8
    Are you sure that object is just not a paper weight and the clip holds the pastor's pen. I think the pastor should use it at the pulpit on Sunday; see how it goes.
    No, the plastic cube is about 1 inch perside, so it's way too light to hold hown paper. I was thinking that it's designed so that you can use it no-handed, you know like if you're paralyzed or something

    God's down with the ADA, ya know

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    They are usually meant to hold up a small photo or business card of some sort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    They are usually meant to hold up a small photo or business card of some sort.
    Correctamundo...

    I have one on my desk right now, although it does say "Drive Happy" with an Alamo rent a car logo on it... maybe it is meant for the bud...
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    Quote Originally Posted by vonteity
    They are usually meant to hold up a small photo or business card of some sort.
    Yeah, I s'pose you COULD use it for that, or several other things.

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    the only cop with a roach chain walking the beat

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTDave
    My wife works at a church. She often gets samples of religious kitch. Some is diabetes-inducing saccharine, some is just awful, some is disturbing, and then there's this.....
    I remember when I was younger they used to sell those alligator clips attached to feathers so you could hang them on your hat. At the time I thought it was just a clever decoration and later I realized they had a dual purpose.
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    At the time I thought it was just a clever decoration and later I realized they had a dual purpose.
    like the old ceramic grolsch lager caps?

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    please, please, please

    grab me one. it will go perfectly with my WWJD (what would Jesus drink) shot glass
    one nation, under surveillance with liberty and justice for few

    still not figgering on biggering

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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie
    grab me one. it will go perfectly with my WWJD (what would Jesus drink) shot glass
    You need this...a Jesus coathanger...

    http://www.vestaldesign.com/blog/200...t-hangers.html

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    Jesus saves, shoots and scores

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    The clip, the coathanger, the figurine, do they not all transgress the Second Commandment? Ergo, ditto for repro's of a man hanging from a crucifix?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Starck
    The clip, the coathanger, the figurine, do they not all transgress the Second Commandment? Ergo, ditto for repro's of a man hanging from a crucifix?
    <------- Removed my avatar to be 2nd C' compliant.

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    and folks wonder

    why Muslim's consider us infidels. Nice take Joe.

    well all the dead guy on a stick stuff also goes against the 1st Commandment as well

    the concept of the Trinity is just man trying to create a loophole
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    Quote Originally Posted by atpjunkie
    why Muslim's consider us infidels. Nice take Joe.

    well all the dead guy on a stick stuff also goes against the 1st Commandment as well

    the concept of the Trinity is just man trying to create a loophole
    But "the Trinity" is not to be equated with the existence of three Gods, if that's what you mean, if not, "loophole" for what? I only have two minutes, so, over and out till manana. And, if you like, what is your understanding of my "take" of the 2nd C using the objects of this thread as examples?

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    Jebus saves. Moses invests.

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