Escaped from the zoo across the street. They tried to herd him/her(?) into my warehouse but he wasn't playing that $hit. The last I saw they were chasing him across the little league BB diamonds across the street.
Whenever the legislators endeavour to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience, and are left to the common refuge which God hath provided for all men against force and violence - John Locke