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    Guys...guys...I have the best idea...


    (read it out loud)
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    Hai.
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    Man up, dumb down, and do one gear.

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    Seat's not level
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    ..... don't be stoopid.. small wings up front and big ones in back will never work...
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    I'm Gumby, Damnit!
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    "You are the wind beneath my wings...No not those wings...The one on my BACK legs."

    Those were the original lyrics. Not many people know that.
    Does this saddle make my azz look fat?

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    is super good looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tuck View Post


    "You are the wind beneath my wings...No not those wings...The one on my BACK legs."

    Those were the original lyrics. Not many people know that.
    If my wings were in the back I could create my own wind beneath my wings.

    And away I go!

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    Call me a Fred
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    I forgot the lyrics, so I'm just going to have to wing it.
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    What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
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    I'm Gumby, Damnit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
    I'm guessin' somfin about wind and wings...

    And along those lines...

    Does this saddle make my azz look fat?

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    I got a better one.
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    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    We're no better than mice
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    Is it safe to fart in these or will it look like a mouse running down the side of my leg? :p

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    I know we just met and this is crazy....

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    is super good looking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EverydayRide View Post
    OMG POOR DOG, but at the same time SO FUNNY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iheartbenben View Post
    wat
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    wat
    She's doing it wrong.

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    "The mouse with the overbite explained/how the rabbits were ensnared/ and the skinny scanty sylph/ trashed the apothecary diplomat/ inside the three-eyed monkey/ within inches of his toaster-oven life."

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    Not a rocket surgeon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thedago View Post
    No kidding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iheartbenben View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    wat
    She's doing it wrong.
    wat
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    Nice.

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    Going the wrong way

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    I got a better one.
    That needs to cross the equator so it rotates the right way.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by iheartbenben View Post
    MMMM. why can't I stop watching this.

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    Do what he say!
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    looks like she's doing it correctly to me

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    She's doing it wrong.
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    wat
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    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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