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    Happy birthday Chuck

    Can't believe the lownge has so far failed to acknowledge this.

    Chuck Norris doesn't dial a wrong number. You answered the wrong phone
    There's sometimes a buggy.
    How many drivers does a buggy have?

    One.

    So let's just say I'm drivin' this buggy...
    and if you fix your attitude you can ride along with me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GekiIMh4ZkM

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikerjulio View Post
    Can't believe the lownge has so far failed to acknowledge this.
    I then, will honor him with a photo

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaveG View Post
    I then, will honor him with a photo

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    Chuck doesn't tolerate little people taking the pi$$. He probably knows where you live.

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    There's sometimes a buggy.
    How many drivers does a buggy have?

    One.

    So let's just say I'm drivin' this buggy...
    and if you fix your attitude you can ride along with me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GekiIMh4ZkM

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    "I felt bad because I couldn't wheelie; until I met a man with no bicycle"

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    If Chuck shows up at my door, I'll buy a Total Gym and hope he goes away

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    John was very dedicated to his old pickup truck. "Last time there was a blizzard, all the cars on the highway had to pull over.......not me!" He had a bunch of stories like this, so I named it "Truck Norris."

    Sold it to a friend upstate who tricked it out, added a snorkel and stuff, and let his teenage daughter learn to drive in it.

    Truck Norris doesn't retire quietly like most old trucks!

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    Jesus Christ may walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.

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    When Chuck Norris falls in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

    But that never happens because Chuck Norris can fly.
    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

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    Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
    There's sometimes a buggy.
    How many drivers does a buggy have?

    One.

    So let's just say I'm drivin' this buggy...
    and if you fix your attitude you can ride along with me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GekiIMh4ZkM

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    Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate birthdays, birthdays celebrate Chuck Norris.

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    On his first birthday Chuck Norris extinguished the candles on his birthday cake with a roundhouse kick.

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    Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.

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    Chuck Norris can make Chuck Norris cry.

    He is the only man who can do so, except that Chuck Norris never cries, which is why being Chuck Norris is so hard for anyone but Chuck Norris.
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