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    Hollywood!!!!!1{---------{-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

    You have sinned!
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    So have I!

    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    but.............. I pray for good bacon. I thought Gawd was providing it to me. Now this.

    I'm totally comfused. time for a bacon n lobster sammich.



    Q. Tell us about some of the funny things that have happened while you were calling the hogs.

    A. One day, while a farmer was waiting for his car at a Chevrolet Dealership, I ducked down behind a car and let out one of my pig squeals. Then I acted as if I was looking for a hog that was running around loose in the garage. The farmer was more than glad to help me look for the pig. Every so often when the farmer couldn't see me, I'd let out another pig squeal. We both searched for the pig for a while. The farmer was so sure that he had seen the pig a time or two during our hunt, that I just didn't have the nerve to tell him that I was the one making those pig noises. When I left to go back to work after lunch, the farmer was still searching for the runaway pig.

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    I just had pizza with Turkey Bacon and pepperoni and etc etc.

    I ate 7 and a half slices of a 10" pizza. Yes.. That means 1 whole pizza and one and a half slices more.

    And I'm kinda hungry now...

    Does tofurkey bacon count as being evil too?
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    If I can get some more tomorrow.... I thought it'd grow on me but I'm not feelin' it....wait..
    Allez United!

    Glory, Glory Man United, and the Reds go marching on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood
    but.............. I pray for good bacon. I thought Gawd was providing it to me. Now this.

    I'm totally comfused. time for a bacon n lobster sammich.
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    I'm not even sure how to register

    this.








    and finally


    i rest my case.


    edit: now i definitely rest my case. bacon briefcase, that is.
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    your a pig.

    Quote Originally Posted by teh moreon
    edit: now i definitely rest my case. bacon briefcase, that is.
    L0LZ!!

    I.
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    bacon.
    wallet.

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    someone make it stop.

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    Wwbd?

    ?????

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    ded secksy

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    Quote Originally Posted by teh moreon
    Blah Blah . . . tons of pics . . . Blah Blah
    Bacon Mints are the best thing since beer-flavored toothpaste.
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogger
    Bacon Mints are the best thing since beer-flavored toothpaste.
    Plus, you luff my pixxors!
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    Quote Originally Posted by teh moreon
    Plus, you luff my pixxors!
    It's the beard that does the trick.
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    Moreon. I haven't seen such a fine photo collage since the halcyon days of KCPW.
    Mapie is a conventional looking former Hollywood bon viveur, now leading a quiet life in a house made of wood by an isolated beach. He has cultivated a taste for culture, and is a celebrated raconteur amongst his local associates, who are artists, actors, and other leftfield/eccentric types. I imagine he has a telescope, and an unusual sculpture outside his front door. He is also a beach comber. The Rydster.

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    I have been waiting for a chance to use this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by de.abeja
    I have been waiting for a chance to use this one.

    OMG! I am so making that this weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by undies
    OMG! I am so making that this weekend.

    Here is a link with instructions.http://www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Placemats/

    Take a pic and post it!

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    That would make the coolest BLT EVAR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by teh moreon
    Jesus is Lard! Jesus Christ wants to come into your skillet! Only He can
    be your true grease supplier! The Bible says that Lard so loved deep fat
    fried food (all of it) He gave His only Son (Bacon Grease) that whoever
    believes in Tempura should not stir-fry but have crispy golden batter."

    To believe in Bacon Grease is to believe that there is only one way to fry
    eggs. Read Betty Crocker and eat at KFC daily. This is the only way to
    overcome steaming. Remember there is a fried-cheese-stick to gain and A
    GARDEN SALAD TO AVOID. YOU WILL EAT SOMETHING! This is not a fairy tale!

    May our Lard Bacon Grease richly oil you!
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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