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    I did not poop my pants this morning

    One day and counting...
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    "It's turtles all the way down."

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    I tried Costco's pumpkin seed flax granola. If I weren't regular, I coulda pooped my pants later. Bad.

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    Well we're still gonna call you Mr. Poopypants anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    Well we're still gonna call you Mr. Poopypants anyway.
    I prefer "Chilipants"
    "It's turtles all the way down."

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    Push harder next time, Chilipants.

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    Blame the replacement chili...
    Bad decisions make great stories - JP

    He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. -- Abraham Lincoln, Unknown , Unknown

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    I made enchiladas last night. Very spicy enchiladas. I pooped my pants 8 times this morning...
    Other countries need to stop hatin' or we'll unfriend them. - Christine

    Apparently I left my reading comprehension glasses in my ass. - DrRoebuck

    Still, it felt great and I felt like I was sitting on some kind of vibrator -Touch0Gray

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    I have a skidmark. Not sure whether it's fresh or residual.
    * posted by Creakybot 2013 all rights reserved.
    * not actually waterproof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlatyPius View Post
    I made enchiladas last night. Very spicy enchiladas. I pooped my pants 8 times this morning...
    Same pants each time, or different pants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chain View Post
    Blame the replacement chili...
    LOL!! Awesome post! Thank you for the laugh!

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    Take a laxative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love Commander View Post
    Same pants each time, or different pants?
    Actually, I pooped in other people's pants each time.
    Other countries need to stop hatin' or we'll unfriend them. - Christine

    Apparently I left my reading comprehension glasses in my ass. - DrRoebuck

    Still, it felt great and I felt like I was sitting on some kind of vibrator -Touch0Gray

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmxhacksaw View Post
    I did not poop my pants this morning
    Crusty old farts are people too.
    - 10ae1203

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    That's okay, bmx... after you left this morning, I pooped your pants for you.

    You're welcome.
    When a cyclist in your area is injured or killed by a motorist, make an extra effort the next day to go for a ride. It doesn't have to be an organized ride, or even a long ride. Hell, ride a 15 minute loop around your neighborhood if you want.

    Just be seen riding your bike.

    Do it to make people aware we're out there. Do it to honor a fellow traveler. Do it because you're lucky enough to still be able to.

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