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    my uncle's colonoscopy was good, no polyp's but the doc said he could remove those thumb sized hemorhoids for him, he has to put chap stick onthem to keep them moist, dont use my uncle's chap stick!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sintesi
    Had a spinach salad last night and I just pooped a leaf - entirely intact, stem and all.

    That was one hell of a spinach leaf.

    Thought I'd share this wonder and open the topic for discussion

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    Or a carrot!
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    Or a tennis ball?

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_dude
    wtf happened to sintesi anyway?
    He thought he was too overrated and quit posting?
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    I gots to come up with something from this post along the lines of the corn kernal saying!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slitespd
    I gots to come up with something from this post along the lines of the corn kernal saying!!

    I saw this thread, and thought that perhaps Sintesi had returned, but NO, he hasn't posted since last May.....I always liked that cat....
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    To think that I deleted my porta potty post because i thought it was too graphic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    He thought he was too overrated and quit posting?
    lolz, but naw, he got 'tarded.

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    He's touring the world with his miracle spinach leaf.
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    I remember when this thread first came out. I was laughing for a week.

    God, so funny (I was raised with fart humor)
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    A Late Observation

    Wanted to ask this yesterday but my interwebs at work died.

    You sure you pooped it? Maybe it was just stuck to your butt and fell in with your offal. Been sitting nekkid in any spinach patches or produce departments lately?

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    I pooped a hammer

    Quote Originally Posted by Sintesi
    Had a spinach salad last night and I just pooped a leaf - entirely intact, stem and all.

    That was one hell of a spinach leaf.

    Thought I'd share this wonder and open the topic for discussion

    -Sin
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    This old anvil has cracked alot of hammers

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    i'm a turd herder by trade and i know what you eat!! or as we say at work thats my bread and butter.

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    Speaking of beets, here's a TRUE story. When I was in college, my parents' neighbor had a garden with a bunch of beets. I was over there visiting, and he gave me a big bag of beets to take home. There wasn't much to eat at the house, so I cooked a big batch of beets with greens for dinner. That's all I ate.

    Next day, when the inevitable bowel movement occurs, it was red! Omigosh, I thought, I'm bleeding to death. ... Then I remembered the beets.

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    huh

    Quote Originally Posted by norton55
    i'm a turd herder by trade and i know what you eat!! or as we say at work thats my bread and butter.
    Are you a honey dipper?
    This old anvil has cracked alot of hammers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttug
    Are you a honey dipper?


    my hero.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails I pooped a leaf-norton-2.jpg  

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarwheel2
    Speaking of beets, here's a TRUE story. When I was in college, my parents' neighbor had a garden with a bunch of beets. I was over there visiting, and he gave me a big bag of beets to take home. There wasn't much to eat at the house, so I cooked a big batch of beets with greens for dinner. That's all I ate.

    Next day, when the inevitable bowel movement occurs, it was red! Omigosh, I thought, I'm bleeding to death. ... Then I remembered the beets.
    I was tripping on acid one Halloween and some jacktard decided it would be funny to spike the punch with some chemical that makes you pee bright blue. Needless to say peeing bright blue while peaking on acid is not all that amusing at the time it happens.

    guessing this was it:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylene_blue#Pranks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sintesi
    Had a spinach salad last night and I just pooped a leaf - entirely intact, stem and all.

    That was one hell of a spinach leaf.

    Thought I'd share this wonder and open the topic for discussion

    -Sin
    Bustard! You pooped a leaf…

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    The way of Tao is to yield

    Heaven, Earth and all things are born of the existant world.

    The existent world is born of nothingness of the Tao

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLOEIT
    (I was raised with fart humor)
    SLOEIT: "Dad, what are clouds?"
    SLOEIT Sr.: "Pull my finger, son."

    SLOEIT: "Dad, what was Jeebus's greatest lesson for us?"
    SLOEIT Sr.: "I believe he said...this (grimaces) braaaaaaaaap."

    Doesn't seem like the soundest child rearing method I ever heard of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allez Rouge
    I'm curious how you happened to discover that you had ...

    No, wait, on further review, I'm not curious at all.
    This thread was before a certain two girls and one cup....test run? :P

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    Bumpity-bump-bump.

    And welcome back, Sintesi!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio_B
    Bumpity-bump-bump.

    And welcome back, Sintesi!
    BEETS!

    //Last
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
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    Not if I have anything to do with it, looser.

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    hang out in Podium Girls - the desperation there is way funny - terry b
    I don't get either but that is irrelevant to the comedic impact and it's resulting effect on the male centric hegemony contained therein... - svendo
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    ...in short, antonio_b ... it's time to embrace your inner Travis Bickle - spirito

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    I thought about this thread on Saturday when I did the exact same thing.






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