my uncle's colonoscopy was good, no polyp's but the doc said he could remove those thumb sized hemorhoids for him, he has to put chap stick onthem to keep them moist, dont use my uncle's chap stick!
you might as well have gone to Taco Bell and had a Zima while dropping a blotter and snorting Tabasco. OMFG. ~ttug
"I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking
I gots to come up with something from this post along the lines of the corn kernal saying!!
I saw this thread, and thought that perhaps Sintesi had returned, but NO, he hasn't posted since last May.....I always liked that cat....
"I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it." John Stuart Mill, 1866
Wanted to ask this yesterday but my interwebs at work died.
You sure you pooped it? Maybe it was just stuck to your butt and fell in with your offal. Been sitting nekkid in any spinach patches or produce departments lately?
Speaking of beets, here's a TRUE story. When I was in college, my parents' neighbor had a garden with a bunch of beets. I was over there visiting, and he gave me a big bag of beets to take home. There wasn't much to eat at the house, so I cooked a big batch of beets with greens for dinner. That's all I ate.
Next day, when the inevitable bowel movement occurs, it was red! Omigosh, I thought, I'm bleeding to death. ... Then I remembered the beets.
Speaking of beets, here's a TRUE story. When I was in college, my parents' neighbor had a garden with a bunch of beets. I was over there visiting, and he gave me a big bag of beets to take home. There wasn't much to eat at the house, so I cooked a big batch of beets with greens for dinner. That's all I ate.
Next day, when the inevitable bowel movement occurs, it was red! Omigosh, I thought, I'm bleeding to death. ... Then I remembered the beets.
I was tripping on acid one Halloween and some jacktard decided it would be funny to spike the punch with some chemical that makes you pee bright blue. Needless to say peeing bright blue while peaking on acid is not all that amusing at the time it happens.
"I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking
hang out in Podium Girls - the desperation there is way funny - terry b
I don't get either but that is irrelevant to the comedic impact and it's resulting effect on the male centric hegemony contained therein... - svendo
when I was a n00b there were no message boards to clutter up with trolling posts. I had to do it the hard way....standing at the mall making fun of people loudly - Platy
...in short, antonio_b ... it's time to embrace your inner Travis Bickle - spirito
"I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking
hang out in Podium Girls - the desperation there is way funny - terry b
I don't get either but that is irrelevant to the comedic impact and it's resulting effect on the male centric hegemony contained therein... - svendo
when I was a n00b there were no message boards to clutter up with trolling posts. I had to do it the hard way....standing at the mall making fun of people loudly - Platy
...in short, antonio_b ... it's time to embrace your inner Travis Bickle - spirito
I thought about this thread on Saturday when I did the exact same thing.
joe
'They say gold paint on the palace gates comes from the teeth of pensioners
They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us
While fountains fill with second-hand perfume and sodden trading stamps
They'll hang the bullies and the louts that dampen down the day" - EC
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