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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Stephen Hawking.
    Fun fact: The Stephen Hawking movie was originally titled "I Pooped A Leaf" but the producers changed it to "The Theory of Everything" to try to make a few more bucks. That's hollywood for you...always placing the bucks before art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    Fun fact: The Stephen Hawking movie was originally titled "I Pooped A Leaf" but the producers changed it to "The Theory of Everything" to try to make a few more bucks. That's hollywood for you...always placing the bucks before art.
    The ironic thing is, I would've totally seen a movie called "I Pooped A Leaf".

    I mean, why wouldn't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    The ironic thing is, I would've totally seen a movie called "I Pooped A Leaf".

    I mean, why wouldn't you?
    i can't see the plot lasting 90 minutes for a full feature. maybe a short film.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackfrancois View Post
    i can't see the plot lasting 90 minutes for a full feature. maybe a short film.
    Just add a heartfelt B plot about the marital problems caused by the leaf-pooping, and Bob's your uncle.

    Keanu Reeves will star.
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    EJ Dionne: Modern-day conservatism isn't conservatism. It's reaction rooted in deep pessimism that isn't in keeping with the American character.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by firstrax View Post
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    Whoa, whoa - where's the photoshop fella?

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    I heard Timothy Green pooped leaves.

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    Careful of Xmas cake decorations. Pooping holly leaves could be very painful.

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    I pooped a leaflet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlatyPius View Post
    I pooped a leaflet.
    Where have you been? Bike shop still in business?

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    Word has it that in a last attempt to derail Hillary Clinton from winning the election, Donald Trump is going to announce that she poops a leaf on a regular basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    Word has it that in a last attempt to derail Hillary Clinton from winning the election, Donald Trump is going to announce that she poops a leaf on a regular basis.
    "She poops a YUUUUUGE leaf every day, folks... BELIEVE me."
    System: Fake news?? Trump is a Fake President™, for god's sake.

    Monk: I want to go like my Dad did – peacefully, in his sleep, not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    Plat: I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    EJ Dionne: Modern-day conservatism isn't conservatism. It's reaction rooted in deep pessimism that isn't in keeping with the American character.

    Seam: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pmf View Post
    Where have you been? Bike shop still in business?
    Barely. Like most bike shops in 2016, it's circling the drain.

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    I pooped a leaf yesturday! Apparently it was the leafy garnish of a a Snapper fish sandwich I had eaten earlier.

    Can I be part of the club? When are we getting tee-shirts?
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    T-shirts are only available in green or brown...
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    Still, it felt great and I felt like I was sitting on some kind of vibrator -Touch0Gray

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    You'll get a t-shirt young man when you poop it out your butt like your father and grandfather before you did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hfc View Post
    You'll get a t-shirt young man when you poop it out your butt like your father and grandfather before you did.
    How could Doug B's father and grandfather poop leaves out of Doug B's butt? I don't think that is humanly possible!

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    How could Doug B's father and grandfather poop leaves out of Doug B's butt? I don't think that is humanly possible!
    You've never heard of intergenerational poops?
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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    How could Doug B's father and grandfather poop leaves out of Doug B's butt? I don't think that is humanly possible!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PlatyPius View Post
    T-shirts are only available in green or brown...
    I've still got a Covered Bridge Cyclery sticker on my bike, though I'm pretty sure that's been 2 or 3 stores ago for you. Do you still have a line on that fantastic coffee? What was it called, Rapido Roast?
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    CBC, then Midwest Bicycle Company, and now Sprocket's (named after the shop kitty.... Sprocket)

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    Or jackets!! Like a motorcycle club!!!! ***Leaf Poopers***
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    This is odd. Poop doping

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