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    I pooped a leaf

    Had a spinach salad last night and I just pooped a leaf - entirely intact, stem and all.

    That was one hell of a spinach leaf.

    Thought I'd share this wonder and open the topic for discussion

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    That is way more than I ever wanted to know. Please, don't post a pic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeBiker
    That is way more than I ever wanted to know. Please, don't post a pic.
    +1
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    Nice post! Just in time for lunch....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeBiker
    That is way more than I ever wanted to know. Please, don't post a pic.
    Wish I had one. It was a miracle I tell you.

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    This thread is the textbook definition of TMI

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    Do you not chew your food?

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    I'm curious how you happened to discover that you had ...

    No, wait, on further review, I'm not curious at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rbart4506
    Nice post! Just in time for lunch....
    I'm not afraid to work scat pal.

    Can't stand the heat? Get out of the kitchen while the chef cooks up some magic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by undies
    Do you not chew your food?
    All but one apparently.

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    I'd hit it.

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    Ruffage is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff in Texas
    Ruffage is good for you.
    I'm more interested in the miraculous nature of this event. Are there any clergy present?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sintesi
    I'm more interested in the miraculous nature of this event. Are there any clergy present?
    It ain't no miracle you moreon imbasil...people crap intact stuff all the time.
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    Was it in the shape of Elvis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    It ain't no miracle you moreon imbasil...people crap intact stuff all the time.
    Bricks seems to be especially popular. Painful, no doubt, but popular nonetheless.
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    DFL>DNF>DNS

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    i love/hate you. love because of the damned respect you've garnered in this miraculous feat. and hate because i'm "green" with envy.

    was it embedded?
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    this thread is just dying for a bump...

    P.S.

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    PS - This is as close as I could come to beet red.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio_B
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    This is as close as I could come to beet red.
    This whole poop meme is so 2007.
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    This thread made me laugh so hard I'm crying. My co-workers are wondering what I'm up to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sintesi
    Had a spinach salad last night and I just pooped a leaf - entirely intact, stem and all.

    That was one hell of a spinach leaf.

    Thought I'd share this wonder and open the topic for discussion

    -Sin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II
    This whole poop meme is so 2007.
    As long as my ass is askin' questions, I'm listening.
    hang out in Podium Girls - the desperation there is way funny - terry b
    I don't get either but that is irrelevant to the comedic impact and it's resulting effect on the male centric hegemony contained therein... - svendo
    when I was a n00b there were no message boards to clutter up with trolling posts. I had to do it the hard way....standing at the mall making fun of people loudly - Platy
    ...in short, antonio_b ... it's time to embrace your inner Travis Bickle - spirito

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    wtf happened to sintesi anyway?

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