View Poll Results: What do you smell like?

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  • Grease

    1 5.00%
  • A Desk at work

    5 25.00%
  • A Leather Couch

    0 0%
  • H&B

    4 20.00%
  • Beetz

    1 5.00%
  • A carbon asplosion

    3 15.00%
  • Ass

    4 20.00%
  • Other (please specify)

    6 30.00%
  • i liek poales

    6 30.00%
  • turtles

    5 25.00%
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  1. #26
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    My mustache smells like Philly cheesesteak and Budweiser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji
    ...phil wood grease

    what does the rest of teh launje smell like? don't be ashamed...take a big ol' whiff of yourself, and post up what your odor is.
    phil wood grease smells awesome!

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    This thread FTW!
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    Liquid Wrench and chrome polish tonight.
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    i smell like a humbled person who is cleaning out their desk on their last day, so stale coffee, everything bagel, dust and paper.
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    I smell like someone with IBS who ate Indian food for lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji
    Alright, how do you guys keep yourselves from reeking of Phil Wood's grease after using it? EVERY single time I use the stuff, I can't get the odor off of me.
    You say that like it's a BAD thing! I love the smell of Phil Wood grease. And of orange-scented GoJo that I use to clean my hands after I finish working on my bike. And of Dumond Tech Lite chain lube....that stuff is heavenly. Oh, and Simple Green....gotta love Simple Green.

    Geez, I sound like a huffer, don't I?

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    Cool, revived thread from the dead.

    Anyway, last night my wife wouldn't touch me because I smelled like gun grease and oil. My hands still smell like it after a couple of showers. Oh well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2cflyr
    i smell like a humbled person who is cleaning out their desk on their last day, so stale coffee, everything bagel, dust and paper.
    Did you shake out the keyboard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb
    You say that like it's a BAD thing! I love the smell of Phil Wood grease. And of orange-scented GoJo that I use to clean my hands after I finish working on my bike. And of Dumond Tech Lite chain lube....that stuff is heavenly. Oh, and Simple Green....gotta love Simple Green.

    Geez, I sound like a huffer, don't I?
    It's not a bad thing, per se, but I just find it a little annoying how even when I put a small dab on a tiny screw, I wind up smelling of Phil Wood for the rest of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji
    It's not a bad thing, per se, but I just find it a little annoying how even when I put a small dab on a tiny screw, I wind up smelling of Phil Wood for the rest of the day.
    Funny, when Phil said he smelled like old_fuji I didn't think anything of it. But now...
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    Now with more poale!
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    Quote Originally Posted by empty_set
    Did you shake out the keyboard?
    no. i'm leaving that gift for the next poor cog who has to use this desk. i'm even leaving coffee stains on the desk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2cflyr
    i smell like a humbled person who is cleaning out their desk on their last day, so stale coffee, everything bagel, dust and paper.
    Crikey, we've got the makings of a blues song here. Crappy day... Next week will be better!

    I can't smell me - maybe that's a good thing. I'll ask my dogs when I get home.

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    What's that smell?

    Oh. It's THREAD DREDGE THURSDAY!
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    I smell like napalm in the morning. I smell like victory.
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    I flossed my teeth today during a conference call. I should probably up the frequency of my flossings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    I smell like napalm in the morning. I smell like victory.
    I used to smell like napalm in the morning. Now I just smell like an office worker.

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    I don't see an option in the poale for "rum and bad decisions" so...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LWP View Post
    I don't see an option in the poale for "rum and bad decisions" so...
    Hehehehe
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

    "There's no sense being stupid unless you show it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LWP View Post
    I don't see an option in the poale for "rum and bad decisions" so...
    Yes you do. It's under H&B. Or ass. One of the two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji View Post
    Yes you do. It's under H&B. Or ass. One of the two.
    Or both
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right.....

    "There's no sense being stupid unless you show it."

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    There should be 11 votes in "i liek poales." If you didn't liek poales, you wouldn't vote in them. Therefore, everyone who voted in this poale lieks it.
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    I smell like a foot.

    The hotel I'm working in has very little air movement inside, so it's clammy all the time, therefore, no evaporation. I'm constantly moist around the edges just sitting idly around, and even doing a half hour of manual labor is enough to leave me drenched in sweat.
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