View Poll Results: What do you smell like?

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  • Grease

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  • A Desk at work

    5 25.00%
  • A Leather Couch

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  • H&B

    4 20.00%
  • Beetz

    1 5.00%
  • A carbon asplosion

    3 15.00%
  • Ass

    4 20.00%
  • Other (please specify)

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  • i liek poales

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    i smell like...

    ...phil wood grease

    what does the rest of teh launje smell like? don't be ashamed...take a big ol' whiff of yourself, and post up what your odor is.
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    i smell like me
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    Festina Lente'
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    13 hour old Apricot Toms Deodorant
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    needs more sleep
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    tired.
    I gliff snue

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    Shower wall scum, petrified caulking and latex paint. yum.
    Escalate. Always escalate.

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    ivory soap and pure manhood.

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    hold my beer n watch this
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    Right now pretty good, but in a few hours it will be a combination of cafeteria tuna fish sammich for the breath; sweat from a hot and humid day mixed with the pleasant aroma of a wet sheep from setting on sheepskin seat covers. Fair warning stay back 2'.

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    sweat + tung oil
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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji
    ...phil wood grease

    what does the rest of teh launje smell like? don't be ashamed...take a big ol' whiff of yourself, and post up what your odor is.
    Alright, how do you guys keep yourselves from reeking of Phil Wood's grease after using it? EVERY single time I use the stuff, I can't get the odor off of me.
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    What's wrong with smelling like you're all lubed up?
    Originally posted by thatsmybush:
    I can only speak for my self, but if Fergie wanted to rub her lovely lady lumps on me, I could play the role of "human stripper pole."

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji
    Alright, how do you guys keep yourselves from reeking of Phil Wood's grease after using it? EVERY single time I use the stuff, I can't get the odor off of me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rogger
    What's wrong with smelling like you're all lubed up?
    Well, technically nothing, however I do not enjoy the odor of the wonderful green stuff I slather all over my nuts (and bolts).
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    Potato.

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    Lumberjack. Just spent the day helping a friend remove a bunch of felled ash trees from his property. i smell like saw dust, pizza, sweat, and krispee kremes. Tomorrow I will smell like sore and gimpy.

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    waterproof*
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    I am actually reasonably clean at this time. Perhaps a whiff of my awesome sammich remains.
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    Onions, garlic, thyme, rosemary...I just finished building a stew for dinner tonight.
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

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    Smoked bluefish...

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    All I wanted was a Pepsi!
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    Just got back from a 70-miler. I'm afraid to breathe through my nose for fear of the smell.
    Last edited by lemonlime; 10-30-2010 at 04:36 PM.
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    Wish I could say like sex. Alas, I'm at work. Most I smell like is Sisal Rope.
    I have a single track mind

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    Fallen leaves. I mowed my fallen leaves today, and am covered in dried leaf dust...
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    Teen spirit, I wish!
    I'll give you my Vincent to ride...

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    Quote Originally Posted by old_fuji
    Well, technically nothing, however I do not enjoy the odor of the wonderful green stuff I slather all over my nuts (and bolts).
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    Great outdoors with a hint of BO, possibly the other way around. Went for a 5 mile hikwith my 7 year old and his friend with my 2 year old in the backpack carrier.

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    I smell like a leather couch.
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    What the what???
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    Sex and candy?
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