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    "Justin Bieber falls down a flight of stairs, is unconscious for five minutes"

    Well how can you not click on a title like that? With video.

    Justin Bieber falls down a flight of stairs, is unconscious for five minutes - NY Daily News

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    Millions of pre-teen girls want to know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees View Post
    Justin Bieber falls down flight of stairs, is unconscious FOREVER!!!]
    If only......
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    Bad decisions make great stories - JP

    He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. -- Abraham Lincoln, Unknown , Unknown

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    Is this the same kid that thinks Michelangelo's masterpiece is the Sixteenth Chapel?
    I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

    I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of $hit, man.

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    Remind me never to have to rely on anyone named "scooter." Because, really, when you're in an emergency situation, yelling "Get Scooter!!!" really just makes me want to laugh.


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    'They say gold paint on the palace gates comes from the teeth of pensioners
    They're so tired of shooting protest singers that they hardly mention us
    While fountains fill with second-hand perfume and sodden trading stamps
    They'll hang the bullies and the louts that dampen down the day" - EC

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    Monkhouse: I want to die like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep... not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SystemShock: About Faux News/the Right-Wing Bubble™ – the first thing a cult does is claim that everyone else is lying to you.

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    ROMNEY LANDSLIDE! Man its going to be fun in PO after Election Day


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    I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seamus: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    What the F*** is a Bieber?

    Ozzy....

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    Something awful I overheard once...

    "Preteen girls' infatuation with androgynous non-threatening-looking boys is what leads many of them down the path to bisexuality."

    So Bieber makes girls half-gay?
    .
    Monkhouse: I want to die like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep... not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SystemShock: About Faux News/the Right-Wing Bubble™ – the first thing a cult does is claim that everyone else is lying to you.

    Kitty:
    ROMNEY LANDSLIDE! Man its going to be fun in PO after Election Day


    Platypius:
    I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seamus: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Something awful I overheard once...

    "Preteen girls' infatuation with androgynous non-threatening-looking boys is what leads many of them down the path to bisexuality."

    So Bieber makes girls half-gay?
    .
    .....
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    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
    .....
    I'd hit it.
    "I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." -S. Hawking

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    Dear Snap,

    Re: that Justin Bieber photochop.

    Why do you hate our eyes so much?

    Regards, Aindreas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bocephus Jones II View Post
    I'd hit it.
    Reped for bravery

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    You know what? I really don't care.
    Member of Team Collin, a group of ordinary moreons going to extraordinary levels of awesome in the fight against cancer.

    Love conquers all. God is love. Jesus is love personified. Figure it out.

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    What, Bieber "accidentally" fell down a flight of stairs???

    *whistles absently*
    When a cyclist in your area is injured or killed by a motorist, make an extra effort the next day to go for a ride. It doesn't have to be an organized ride, or even a long ride. Hell, ride a 15 minute loop around your neighborhood if you want.

    Just be seen riding your bike.

    Do it to make people aware we're out there. Do it to honor a fellow traveler. Do it because you're lucky enough to still be able to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
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    Is that a young Ellen Degeneress?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rider9 View Post
    You know what? I really don't care.
    This isn't about Justin. It's about the post count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse D Smith View Post
    This isn't about Justin. It's about the post count.
    Where's the "like" button? LOL

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    htfu Beiber smh

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    Quote Originally Posted by snapdragen View Post
    .....


    .
    Monkhouse: I want to die like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep... not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SystemShock: About Faux News/the Right-Wing Bubble™ – the first thing a cult does is claim that everyone else is lying to you.

    Kitty:
    ROMNEY LANDSLIDE! Man its going to be fun in PO after Election Day


    Platypius:
    I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Seamus: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse D Smith View Post
    This isn't about Justin. It's about the post count.
    At least I am doing my part...
    Member of Team Collin, a group of ordinary moreons going to extraordinary levels of awesome in the fight against cancer.

    Love conquers all. God is love. Jesus is love personified. Figure it out.

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    Well that was anticlimactic: I expected a full on roll down the steps.
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    Unlike Roebuck, you do "do" people.
    Maybe Judas did it for a Klondike bar.

    Life in the fast lane with no brakes

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    the only guy named Scooter I know goes through Camels and Budweisers like there is no tomorrow

    Bieber, who cares, he's okay right? (feigned interest)
    one nation, under surveillance with liberty and justice for few

    still not figgering on biggering

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    The Horror.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Creakyknees View Post
    Justin Beiber falls down a flight of stairs, regains consciousness for five minutes.
    How could anyone tell?
    Airplane Mode is not just for flying... or riding.

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