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    Keith Richards gives life advice.

    A Youtube series.

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    "I've been seeing technology develop throughout my career... when is it just a toy?

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    Whoa. That Keith Richards zombie looks so lifelike.
    Monkhouse: I want to die like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep... not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SystemShock: I kicked Lance in the nuts. Err, nut.

    Platypius:
    I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Kitty: ROMNEY LANDSLIDE! Man its gonna be fun in PO after Election Day.

    Seamus: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Form blues band with mouthy egotist, dream up a half-dozen top quality guitar riffs, get paid, bang chicks and do drugs. Rinse and repeat through the ages... Got you, Keef.
    There ain't no sanity clause... (Chico Marx)

    I accidentally..a burrito. (Old Fuji)

    Norman Wisdom, Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee, good times... (Phil Oakey)

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    He should be giving life advice, he is 150 years old. He has some serious arthritis in those fingers too. That has to be painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QED View Post
    He should be giving life advice, he is 150 years old. He has some serious arthritis in those fingers too. That has to be painful.
    I thought weed was good for arthritis..was I wrong?
    There ain't no sanity clause... (Chico Marx)

    I accidentally..a burrito. (Old Fuji)

    Norman Wisdom, Johnny, Joey, Dee Dee, good times... (Phil Oakey)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sir duke View Post
    I thought weed was good for arthritis..was I wrong?
    No idea, I don't have arthritis. If it is, he hasn't smoked enough yet.

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    [QUOTE=sir duke;4362212]I thought weed was good for arthritis..was I wrong?

    Weed is good for the pain
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    Did he slip on some spilled Jack Daniel's and take a fall head first into a fishing tackle box?

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    Keith may like his Jack Daniels, doubt he smokes any weed other than Marlboro. During the time (late 60s early 70s) he was addicted to heroin his bandmates would worry that he would have a problem getting into other countries. It is rumored that he would undergo a complete blood transfusion before going on tour.

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    "Do all the drugs. ALL of them." That's my guess.

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    Re: Keith Richards gives life advice.

    I saw a picture of him in Rolling Stone YEARS AGO, in a speedo at the beach coming out of the water. He looked like an old leather bag..... I still have nightmares.
    Of course I'm sure...that doesn't mean I'm right......

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    "Make as much money as I have and you get to wear a ghey rainbow sweatband over your nappy hair without repercussions"

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    ".......and wear a speedo on the beach at one hundred eleventy years of age and not give a damn."

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    "...Don't snort your father..."
    "Do not argue with an idiot. He will only drag you down to his level and beat you on experience." (Twain)

    "1/2 of you are wrong and the other .5 are incorrect!" (FlynG)

    "Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time." (Murakami)

    Great. Jock sniffing is now foreign policy analysis. Awesome.

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    Brian Jones and Keith Richards

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    Oh! Looks like a Lemon Drop!
    It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone.

    Don't make me go all honey badger on your ass

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    "Live your life in such a way that when you die, on the medical form, Cause of Death is listed as, 'All of the Above.' "
    Monkhouse: I want to die like my Dad did, peacefully, in his sleep... not screaming in terror like his passengers.

    SystemShock: I kicked Lance in the nuts. Err, nut.

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    I'd rather fellate a syphilitic goat than own a Cervelo.

    Kitty: ROMNEY LANDSLIDE! Man its gonna be fun in PO after Election Day.

    Seamus: Saw Bjork poop onstage back in the day. It blew my teenage mind


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    Keef is cool.
    They do anything just to win a salami in ridiculous races. I take my gear out of the car and put my bike together. Tourists and locals are watching from sidewalk cafes. Non-racers. The emptiness of those lives shocks me. It was the illest of times, it was the dopest of times. And we looked damn good. Actually the autobus broke down somewhere on the Mortirolo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine View Post
    ".......and wear a speedo on the beach at one hundred eleventy years of age and not give a damn."
    I think you got the cause-effect sequence reversed... I get the impression Keith hasn't ever given a damn
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eretz View Post

    Brian Jones and Keith Richards
    Awesome pic, Eretz!
    (Is Jonsie flipping us the wrong finger?)
    Capt Willard: "Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christine View Post
    "Do all the drugs. ALL of them." That's my guess.

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    "The mouse with the overbite explained/how the rabbits were ensnared/ and the skinny scanty sylph/ trashed the apothecary diplomat/ inside the three-eyed monkey/ within inches of his toaster-oven life."

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