Marital Rating Scale

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  • 05-14-2008
    svend
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    Marital Rating Scale
    Men rate your women:

    / 1. Slow in coming to bed- delays till husband is almost almost asleep should rate more than 1 demerit
  • 05-14-2008
    gutfiddle
    dresses for breakfast +5
  • 05-14-2008
    Creakyknees
    Needs to be updated for modern times.

    - works extra hours so I can buy more bike schwag
    - enjoys NSFW activities
    - brings hawt friends along
    - keeps the lawn in tip-top shape
    - keeps the cars oil changed
    - supports me so I can ride 600 miles / week

    etc
  • 05-14-2008
    Mr Wood
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by gutfiddle
    dresses for breakfast +5

    naked for breakfast +eleventy
  • 05-14-2008
    My Own Private Idaho
    My wife is never gay. Is that a fail?
  • 05-14-2008
    Brick Tamland
    I like how the best score you can get is "poor."
  • 05-14-2008
    filtersweep
    I don't understand the scoring---- does this last for a week? A month? A year?
  • 05-14-2008
    My Own Private Idaho
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mr Wood
    naked for breakfast +eleventy

    You must not have kids.
  • 05-14-2008
    Mr Wood
    Is there more to this test? A perfect score (points for all the merits and no demerits) only warrants a score of 25 (poor). Or is that the point?
  • 05-14-2008
    AIE
    Undresses for breakfast, +10.
  • 05-14-2008
    asterisk
    Someone needs to find out if Dr George W Crane ever did a study along with this scale.
  • 05-14-2008
    svend
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mr Wood
    Is there more to this test? A perfect score (points for all the merits and no demerits) only warrants a score of 25 (poor). Or is that the point?

    it's only the first page...I spent about 2 minutes trying to find the rest to no avail
  • 05-14-2008
    svend
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Alex-in-Evanston
    Undresses for breakfast, +10.

    exactly....
  • 05-14-2008
    Brick Tamland
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Mr Wood
    Is there more to this test? A perfect score (points for all the merits and no demerits) only warrants a score of 25 (poor). Or is that the point?

    Quote:

    29 Minutes Ago 04:35 PM
    Brick Tamland I like how the best score you can get is "poor."
    12345.
  • 05-14-2008
    jupiterrn
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Creakyknees
    Needs to be updated for modern times.

    - works extra hours so I can buy more bike schwag
    - enjoys NSFW activities
    - brings hawt friends along
    - keeps the lawn in tip-top shape
    - keeps the cars oil changed
    - supports me so I can ride 600 miles / week

    etc

    Then I have the perfect wife....SWEEETTTT:thumbsup:
  • 05-14-2008
    Andrea138
    I fail.
  • 05-14-2008
    MB1
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Andrea138
    I fail.

    Well o.k. but what is your position on dressing/undressing for breakfast?!? :blush2:
  • 05-14-2008
    Andrea138
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MB1
    Well o.k. but what is your position on dressing/undressing for breakfast?!? :blush2:

    It depends on whether or not I'm using the stove to prepare my food.
  • 05-14-2008
    SilasCL
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Andrea138
    It depends on whether or not I'm using the stove to prepare my food.

    If you're cooking bacon you're allowed to wear an apron.

    P.S. The apron may not be 'soiled or ragged' per demerit item number four.
  • 05-14-2008
    terry b
    How does a wifey score better than "poor" when the Merit column adds up to a maximum of 25?

    Or did I miss something in the instructions?

    Or is that the point?

    Am I that dense?

    What's wrong with red nail polish anyway?
  • 05-14-2008
    jupiterrn
    Red is always a faster color, c0d3
  • 05-14-2008
    JoeDaddio
    I hate it when my hos have crooked seams.





    joe
  • 05-14-2008
    svend
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by terry b
    How does a wifey score better than "poor" when the Merit column adds up to a maximum of 25?

    Or did I miss something in the instructions?

    Or is that the point?

    Am I that dense?

    What's wrong with red nail polish anyway?

    it's only page one of a multipage test
  • 05-14-2008
    terry b
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by svend
    it's only page one of a multipage test

    Oh man, you can't do that to survey junkies. We get all het up in a snit.
  • 05-14-2008
    svend
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by terry b
    Oh man, you can't do that to survey junkies. We get all het up in a snit.

    I've googled trying to find the rest of it...no dice