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    The Masters

    Who's gonna win?

    Can you imagine the ratings on Sunday if Tiger and Rory made up the final pairing??
    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    No go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

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    John Daly, FTW!

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    A repeat of the back nine on Sunday last year with the same group in contention would raise the ratings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    John Daly, FTW!
    Now THAT would be a sight. Picture one of his outfits with a green jacket
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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    John Daly, FTW!
    That will be difficult since he didn't qualify.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Len J View Post
    That will be difficult since he didn't qualify.

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    Why so pessimistic?

    Why do you hate John Daly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Len J View Post
    That will be difficult since he didn't qualify.

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    Well then it will be all the more amazing when he wins!

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    even when I played golf, watching more than 3 holes of a pro tourney was a tedious chore.

    the only reason I'd turn on the Masters is to see if Tiger 'I'm a Fist-pumping Mope' Woods is sucking it...
    eff all y'all...

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    I'll watch some. If some of the big names are in the hunt on Sunday, I'll probably watch quite a bit of the final round. But if it's someone who luck-boxed his way in, and there are no big names with a chance to win, I probably won't watch much. I'm a golf gaper. It's too boring for me to watch people I don't know or care about unless something really interesting is happening.
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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails The Masters-imageuploadedbytapatalk1333644420.551398.jpg  
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    I guess they mixed up the order at the trophy factory and the golf tournament got the "Adult Entertainer Of The Year" trophy.

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    I somehow screwed up and scheduled meetings for this afternoon.

    That not only means I'm not watching the Masters, but I'm also missing opening day.

    My priorities are so f'ed up right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by q_and_a View Post
    My priorities are so f'ed up right now.
    Yep.

    I actually started a new job a couple months ago so would have missed my first opening day (tomorrow) in 4 years....if it hadn't fallen on Good Friday! I will be observing the holiday by setting up the tailgate party ~9:30am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texasnewb View Post
    Yep.

    I actually started a new job a couple months ago so would have missed my first opening day (tomorrow) in 4 years....if it hadn't fallen on Good Friday! I will be observing the holiday by setting up the tailgate party ~9:30am.
    I'm actually going to the home opener, but I would have liked to watch today's game.
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    I'd like to see someone International win like Aaron Baddeley

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasnewb View Post
    Who's gonna win?

    Can you imagine the ratings on Sunday if Tiger and Rory made up the final pairing??
    Not a tremendous start for either of 'em... they're both four strokes back after one round.

    Still, plenty of golf left to play...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SystemShock View Post
    Not a tremendous start for either of 'em... they're both four strokes back after one round.

    Still, plenty of golf left to play...
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    Yeah Tiger's bogey-bogey finish didn't help. He's rarely done anything special on Thursday though. Mcilroy still has a couple par 5s left today.

    How bout that choke by Stenson on 18 That's one way to wipe out two eagles quickly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texasnewb View Post


    And here is teh Ladies of teh Lownge™ anticipated revenge pic...




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    Would really like to see Tiger win, even run away with it....wouldn't matter to me.

    Or if Freddy could hold up for 4 rounds....him winning would be better than Tiger.

    Just glad we're in April, let's me know Winter is over....

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    Phil had himself a rough day.

    I realize tiger is a... well, whatever he is. But I still loved watching him when he was crushing the field and intimidating his opponents on Sunday. I hope he gets back to that level, or that someone else is able to do that. I was fun to watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyTooBad View Post
    Phil had himself a rough day.

    I realize tiger is a... well, whatever he is. But I still loved watching him when he was crushing the field and intimidating his opponents on Sunday. I hope he gets back to that level, or that someone else is able to do that. I was fun to watch.
    I think he's gotten a lot closer and will continue that trend. I also think Mcilroy is going to be big for a while. It would be cool to see a rivalry develop between the two. Not to mention great for golf.
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    Dictated but not read.

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    Saw this in the paper today....now that guy loves The Masters!

    SEATTLE - Russ Berkman's dream came true when he won a lottery for four passes to Wednesday's practice round at the Masters. But the Seattle-area resident's stomach turned when he found his dog, Sierra, had eaten them.
    Berkman induced vomiting and recovered a gooey glob. Then he went to work trying to put about 20 vomit-covered pieces back together.
    He says he recovered about 70 percent of the tickets. He took photos and explained the situation to the Augusta National Golf Club as "my dog ate my Masters tickets!"
    They reprinted Berkman's tickets and had them waiting for him in Georgia.

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    Couples goes low! Co-leader in the clubhouse... Would be great if his body holds up for 4 rounds...

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    Quote Originally Posted by E.J.2 View Post
    Couples goes low! Co-leader in the clubhouse... Would be great if his body holds up for 4 rounds...
    All is right with the world having him at the top of the leaderboard.
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