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    How Do I Become an Assassin for the Government?

    "To become a government operative who might potentially engage in assassination-related activities, you'll need to join a branch of the Armed Forces and score well on certain aptitude tests. Once you've risen above the rank of private, you can apply for a sniper position with the Army or Marines. After you've been trained as a sniper, you can continue working within the military or apply for a job with a private defense contractor like Academi."

    Good luck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Strongbow View Post
    Get on it. I'm not positive about this and it may vary from State to State but I think you are eligible for xx weeks and the clock starts on xx when you become unemployed not when you get around to filing.
    I think you get to draw for X weeks. You can not call unemp and not file for two weeks and then pick right back up where you left off. So, no, it's not x weeks, it's x weekly draws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 9W9W View Post
    I think you get to draw for X weeks. You can not call unemp and not file for two weeks and then pick right back up where you left off. So, no, it's not x weeks, it's x weekly draws.
    I just google it. Couldn't find a clear for sure answer but I think you're right and I got some bum information.

    However, if you get another job you would miss out on the weeks you waited so it's still best to file ASAP.

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    You can skip weeks if there are valid reasons, school for example, leaving the country (though you have to let them know somehow), stuff like that.

    You can speak to a live person at the unemployment hotline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by claudio_vernight View Post
    How Do I Become an Assassin for the Government?

    "To become a government operative who might potentially engage in assassination-related activities, you'll need to join a branch of the Armed Forces and score well on certain aptitude tests. Once you've risen above the rank of private, you can apply for a sniper position with the Army or Marines. After you've been trained as a sniper, you can continue working within the military or apply for a job with a private defense contractor like Academi."

    Good luck.


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    Yeah but assassins who work for the government earn a fraction of assassins who work in the private sector. You might make a million a year offing people for the feds, but you could make many millions doing the same thing for a drug cartel. Only problem is that you'd lose out on the government pension if you went for the higher paying private jobs. So many variables to consider!

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    Quote Originally Posted by azpeterb View Post
    Yeah but assassins who work for the government earn a fraction of assassins who work in the private sector. You might make a million a year offing people for the feds, but you could make many millions doing the same thing for a drug cartel. Only problem is that you'd lose out on the government pension if you went for the higher paying private jobs. So many variables to consider!
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