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    Mom kills son for trying to send her to home


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    he was 72 and died at home in his sleep.

    i guess there are worse ways to go ... like being over 92 and dying in prison.
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    Maybe she can hire Matlock to take her case.

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    On the other hand... this proves she can still live on her own...

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    Prison will now be her assisted living center.

    I was just thinking the other day that prison might be a good retirement plan when the money runs out. 3 square meals and a bed, health care, occasional visits from family and TV. What else do you need when your really old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Scorcho View Post
    Prison might be a good retirement plan when the money runs out. 3 square meals and a bed, health care, occasional visits from family and [bad] TV. What else do you need when your [sic] really old?
    good, hot coffee any time i want it.
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    Wow....no shortage of crazy old people in Arizona!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackfrancois View Post
    good, hot coffee any time i want it.
    I'll add fear of being raped in the shower to the short list.
    Last edited by Retro Grouch; 1 Week Ago at 03:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    I'll add fear of being raped in the shower to the short list.
    hmm, well, to each his own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    I'll add fear of being raped in the shower to the short list.
    That depends on your age. In the movie, The Rock (1996), John Patrick Mason (played by Sean Connery) describes his time in jail which "avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... Though that's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal."
    Last edited by bvber; 1 Week Ago at 08:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackfrancois View Post
    hmm, well, to each his own.

    LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by No Time Toulouse View Post
    Wow....no shortage of crazy old people in Arizona!
    It must be the heat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jason124 View Post
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to brackfrancois again"
    yeah, i can't rep anyone anymore ... well, except newbie "virtual assistants."
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    guns are the Great Equalizer. Now anyone can be a murderer, even an infirm senile bitty.
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    meme-ified: "He sent me to a Nursing Home, I sent him to a Funeral Home"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retro Grouch View Post
    I'll add fear of being raped in the shower to the short list.
    at 92, I don't think it would be a fear but more of a fantasy.

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